These reality TV shows are a bit of an incestuous hotbed, aren’t they? Especially the dancing ones, although we’ll be forever grateful that we were spared the sight of Bonnie Langford hooking up with Andi Peters on Dancing On Ice.

It’s no different in America either – Kristy Swanson, who was a moderately famous actress before she turned into a moderately famous reality TV star, last year won the TV show Skating With Celebrities with Olympic skater Lloyd Eisler. And Lloyd Eisler celebrated the only way he knew how; by leaving his pregnant wife and running off with Kristy Swanson. And now Kristy Swanson is pregnant, which is big news and would only be bigger if we could actually remember seeing Kristy Swanson in any films.