Kristin Cavallari Is The New Jenny McCarthy

Kristin Cavallari Jay CutlerDid you know that starring in terribly scripted “reality” television shows is basically the equivalent of getting your Master’s degree in a multitude of subjects?? Oh, you didn’t?? Well, then thank Kristin Cavallari for reminding us why most celebrities should not be allowed to speak without reading from a script.

In case Jenny McCarthy didn’t give us all enough evidence as to why former MTV stars are not people we should look to for scientific advice, Cavallari has done a good job?putting the nail in that?coffin.

For those of you too young or too educated to remember, back a few years ago Jenny McCarthy went on a seriously ill informed publicity tour blaming her son’s autism on vaccinations.? She cited the work of one doctor, wrote a book about it, and went on every talk show that would have her, using all the platforms she could find to spread the word that vaccines ruin babies.? Thanks to her efforts, a ton of dumbass new parents began to listen to the dumb blonde from Singled Out over their pediatricians.

Of course within a short time, that “Doctor’s” study?was not only totally debunked, but he was basically laughed out of the scientific community.? It was proven over and over again that there was no correlation between vaccinations and autism, but the damage was already done.? A chunk of the?mushy brained babies from the 80s stopped giving their new infants totally needed and responsible shots, and a shit ton of dead diseases came roaring back to life.? Instead of becoming a staple on fucking pathetic shows like Dancing with the Stars, McCarthy eventually landed on The View because they needed?a new dumbass blonde to make everyone else appear smarter.

But now thanks to former Laguna Beach and The Hills “star” (I use that word VERY loosely for this broad) Kristin Cavallari, a whole new generation of stupid ass parents are going to quit giving their little snowflake the measles vaccine.? She has come out and let the world know that she and husband Jay Cutler have not vaccinated their son, and will not for their next baby either.? And she is just chock full of fucking WRONG when discussing it with Kennedy, fellow MTV veteran but one with an actual brain in her head.

When asked why they would let their kids catch the Bubonic Plague:

?I?ve read too many books about autism and the studies.”

Except that those books have been proved as truthful as anything that comes out of Farrah Abraham’s mouth.? But it’s okay because she has PROOF!

“Well, there is a pediatric group called Homestead, Homestead or Homefirst, now I have pregnancy brain I got them confused?they?ve never vaccinated any of their children, and they haven?t had one case of autism. And now one in 88 boys is autistic, which is a really scary statistic.”

It is always a good sign when you can’t remember the name of what is supposedly the core of your beliefs.?? Kennedy threw a little “You’re fucking dumb” Kristin’s way when she pointed out that her mom vaccinated all her kids and SHOCKER- none of them are autistic.

“The vaccinations have changed over the years, there?s more mercury and other?”

Except, funny story here, Miss Second Rate Lauren Conrad.? Vaccines actually have LESS mercury in them than they used to.? In fact, they are safer now then they were 50 years ago.

So basically, Kristin Cavallari is a total dimwit (which we knew way before she up and married that douchebag who cheated on her and only took her back because she peed on a stick and a plus sign appeared), McCarthyism means something totally different this decade than it used to but is equally as terrible, and anyone who chooses to risk their child’s life because of something an MTV whore says needs their tubes tied.

She once fucked a dude named Justin Bobby.? That right there tells you all you need to know.