One of the biggest mysteries about Kristen Stewart is why she never smiles. Perhaps she’s constipated.
Or perhaps it’s something else. Perhaps Kristen Stewart never smiles because she doesn’t want anyone to know a single thing about her personal life. That would seem to be the case, anyway – Kristen’s given an interview to Elle where she claims that she will never ever reveal anything at all about her love life, saying that she would never want to cheapen her relationships by discussing them in public.
And we agree. Why should Kristen Stewart tell us who she’s dating? What’s hers is hers – except when there’s a Twilight film coming out, obviously, because then she’ll spend about three months heavily implying that she’s getting off with her sexy vampire co-star at every possible opportunity, which is basically what she’s doing in the Elle interview – and we respect that. Sort of.
Good old Kristen Stewart. Say what you like about her, but when it comes to giving front-page interviews to glossy magazines about the horrors of press intrusion without ever really grasping the irony of the situation, Kristen Stewart is number one. And she’s pretty good at pulling a face that makes her look like a pony that’s been forced to watch a video montage of the 20th century’s most horrific atrocities, too.
And, because there’s a new Twilight film coming out soon, Kristen Stewart has been handed the golden opportunity to do both of those things. You see, whenever a new Twilight film looms into view, it’s Kristen Stewart’s job to be seen in public with Robert Pattinson as often as possible. That way, when people ask her if they’re an item, she can roll her eyes and huff about how nobody will leave her alone – her favourite thing in the whole world.
Which is basically what she’s done in a new interview with Elle magazine. The main thrust of it is that Kristen Stewart will never discuss her private life in public, unless she’s discussing how much she’ll never discuss her private life in public, because she tends to do that quite a lot anyway. Here’s what she said:
“I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them. People say, ‘Just say who you’re dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.’ It’s like, No they won’t! They’ll ask for specifics.”
So that’s that. If you want to see Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson together, you’ll have no choice but to watch the new Twilight film that comes out next month. Although if you’re either a boy, an adult or have a perfectly functioning bladder, then we don’t think the new Twilight film is really going to be your thing. And, also, you should probably have something more pressing to worry about than the romantic status of two funny-haired dullards from a terrible vampire film. Seriously, it’s quite creepy.
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What was the point of this article? Promitive, redundant, pointless… Really, leave her alonw, dude… You need clicks? Write some remotely intelligent article about Kris other movies.. TW gave her financial freedom and fredom to make future choices…
Dude~ I actually agree with you completely.
I get accused by people just by being a chick and they all think I’m only jealous of KStew and her whatever relationship with RPattz.
But the truth is, it’s all a lot of bull. They prolly signed a contract that says they need to be around each other ALOT so the movie will make more money.
Regardless, the movie sucks anyways.
I don’t see the problem with her not telling…I wouldn’t either say who I am “shagging” or not, even though in my case, nobody would be following around and breaking down, twisting and manipulating every little thing I say and do as in her case. Just respect these people’s lives as you would respect any of your friend’s lives….Oh, and Stuart… get a life yourself sweetheart so you won’t have to waste yout time posting all this nonsense…;-)
Kristen Stewart never makes a lot of sense. People are only interested if she’s with Rob but she’s going further and tells us some nonsense about specific details.
Does she really think that people would ask her something out of her sex life with her boyfriend? There are so many couples in Hollywood and nobody ever tells something personal and nobody asks something personal.
Hey Stuart….shut the fuck up you mindless turd. Get off Kristen’s back and go soak your head.
I agree with Ann. They’ve signed a contract and they gotta promote these movies. After BD is all done and put to bed…you won’t see them together anymore. Rob can then “come out” with his real love…TomStu.
Wow, that was inordinately mean. I’ll bet you don’t get a lot of second dates.
Well, Kristen IS wise. It sucks for gossip columns but it is good for her. That kind if wisdom women achive around 40 years of age!
She is like Biblical Ruth. Just listen to her. Full integrity. I predict a good life for her. Rob is optional. There are others. Some even more sober.
OMG!!!!!!!!1that the fact there that people will come in to this webpage to throw their dirt @Stuart Heritage who I must be inform you is the owner of it (this webpage) like KStu Kru who has said that Stuart Heritage “is mind less tord well” let me tell you (KStu Kru whoever you) really are coz theirs’ no way its your real name (KStu Cru th)at Stuart Heritage is a awesome guy who kips this webpage living for people who want to KNOW THE TRUTH ABout celbrities and not to KNOW THE LIes about them (celbrities so) go and pick up your rude blankets and go and some where else with them (your rude blankets)
You’re going to get a lot of flack from crazy Krisbians because they’re a scary cult.
Meanwhile, you’re just speaking the truth and saying what most people say about her.
I still don’t understand why they NEED to be together. It shouldn’t make anyone’s life.
Oh wait…
This needs to be said over and over again. This is a good article but I warn you that you will get lots of hate over it. If Kristen’s fans find out you wrote this, they will swamp this page and start insulting you, your family, your sex life and anything they can think of. They hate people speaking the truth about her.
Spot on about this poser.
Stewart is nothing but another HW product only wraped up in emo/depressed image with fuck-off attitude but still doesn’t let a chance by to fuel rumours.
No one give a fuck about her alone she only becomes relevant when bringing herself in relations to Pattinson.
And her lesbian fans who live in denial about her being in the closet are the worst bunch of crazy idiots I’ve ever encountered.
Lesbian fans? Being a lesbian is an insult or a curse? Where are you from? Rural Ohio?
Stewart is very popular in elite circles in New York, that is for sure.She is smart and very mature for her age. She just does not sell her private life. It has nothing to do with Pattison. She does not date him. Has the same privacy rules for everybody.
Comes from well to do family , inside HW. Does not give A F…K to bland in or compromise. She was always the same way. The world around her changed, not her.
Clear winner.
Oh, here we go.
Thou shalt not call out Kristen Stewart on the hypocrisy of doing magazine covers, and turning up at high profile fashion events, while simultaneously bitching about her privacy. Thou shalt not imply that she is not really in a relationship with Robert Pattinson. Thou shalt NEVER EVER dare to imply that she’s playing the game as much as anyone else in Hollywood. Her fans will strike down upon you with a righteous vengeance.
I could not agree with you more. Kudos to you for not following the crowd that the rest of Hollywood is by sucking up to Kristen Stewart because of the fanatic obsessive stans she carries from the Twilight movies. They are too scared to say what they want because they see how powerful the Twilight fandom is. Good for you for sticking to your guns.
And I love you for calling out the fact that when they’re promoting the movie, she does everything she can to make people think she’s with Robert Pattinson. She makes it seem like she doesn’t want to talk about her personal life, yet does everything she can to be seen in public with him.. while, he does absolutely nothing to make people assume that. Desperate much Kristen?
And before the Kristen stans attack, no, I’m not jealous of her because she gets to be with the OMG SUPER HOT ROBERT PATTINSON. I could care less, I just find it ridiculous that people are sucking up to her when she’s done nothing to deserve it, and openly lets people know how much she *hates* it.
Yeah, I agree 100% – good job.
I belive that they both are victims of circumstances and show biz.She tell you the truth. Young people do not lie much. They do not know what to say to make them looke clever or whatis good for them. Compared with Rob’s interview for Details she did very well. See, she is right about being private. It is only when we open our mouths that we get in trouble. Silence is golden. She has to do some interviews and covers.Or go to a charity gala. Even her critics must admitt that Kristen is not an attention seeker. Lives underground sort of.
Well, if she falls for Rob, i do not blame her too. Many women do.Keeping private is the best strategy against gossips. Sombody advices her well.
stewart does not promote the twilight. She defends her own sanity.
The gossip columns have nothing on her. Way to go Kristen1
KStew Krew LOL I’m with the Stu Kru – she is an attention seeking whiney bitch who has about as much talent as a bloody plant.. and why anyone cares if she’s dating “RPattz” is beyond me cause he’s no oil-painting, is he?
But she did speak about her relationship with Michael!!!
I want Twilight to be over allready so we don’t have to read about her and look at her miserable face anymore. Poor KStew her life is sooooo HARD.
all u people talk about kristen and how bad she is and she should not be dating rob and about the contract thing but the one thing that u dont take into consideration is that when they were not doing no twilight stuff at all she flew to london to be with him and then flew to budapest to be with especially for her birthday so u people need to lay off her and het a life and if u dont like her why do u even go on these sites morons and andrea you are an idiot her life is probable a lot harder than urs so get over urself u stupid witch and for the rest of u you dont know what she goes through so why dog on her u try having her life in the spotlite all the time and then u can start talking bad about some one.
Oh, Stewart, so Boheme, so cool. One of the kind.Wise.
This is for you Mr S H. From a black perspective.Black man advice to a black woman.I know it does sound strange to you. About smiling.
A tip:
Don’t smile. Fun fact about men: they LOVE women who can mean-mug harder than a Philly crack dealer. It makes you look unattainable, and that’s classy.
LOL
Oh, Cheryl. Cheryl, Cheryl, Cheryl. First of all, if you want anyone to take your comment seriously, you might want to translate it to English.
Second of all, you just proved the point of this article. Everything you named over (the trips to London, Budapest), yup, Kristen’s done it, fueling the rumors she claims to hate in magazines. If she hates the spotlight so much because it prevents her from having her privacy, why does she keep making the light brighter, hmmm?
If it’s too hot in the kitchen, then get the he// out. There are more beautiful, talented, and less bitchy/whiny actresses out there who would love to have the opportunities she’s been given [and blown].
regardless of whether she IS doin rob or not
WHY IN GODS NAME DOES IT MATTER?? christ the fact im even commenting….
so she wants to keep her personal life private why is that a crime, its not like shes splaying it all over the tabloids, even if she gives hints isnt that enough?
i suppose this make my intellect of lesser substance due to the fact i sympathise, heck maybe even like the girl, but there you go.
the fact i even read this article was honestly a waste of my time =/