Hey, if you ever wanted to know what Kourtney Kardashian would look like with a different hair colour, guess what?

You’re a moron. An absolute dyed-in-the-wool moron. You genuinely make us sick. So Kourtney Kardashian put a blonde wig on. So what? Does it make you any happier? Does it? Does the news that a woman – whose sole claim to fame is that her sister had sex on the internet once – put on a wig and took a picture of it improve your life in any meaningful way whatsoever? In fact, why are you even still reading this, you idiot? You wanted to read a story about a shrieking nonentity in a wig, and now you’re being directly insulted, and you’re still reading? You are sincerely, without a doubt, one of the worst people who has ever lived.

But anyway, Kourtney Kardashian has gone blonde. She looks hot!

So, the gist of the story is this – Kourtney Kardashian put a wig on. Actually, no, that’s not the gist of anything. That’s the whole story. Kourtney Kardashian put a wig on head and took a photo of it and now it’s apparently news.

It might be news because the Kardashians have realised that taking pictures of yourself is the best way to convince the world that you’re actually famous, when in fact you’re either a woman who got dicked by a man on the internet or – worse – merely the sister of a woman who got dicked by a man on the internet. That’s why Kim Kardashian will routine pop up on Twitter to show off her new bikini or seemingly mistreat a cat. And that’s presumably why Kourtney Kardashian briefly wore a wig and acted like the resulting photo was a mixture of the Ark of the Covenant and a cure for world hunger.

Want to know what Kourtney Kardashian’s sister Khloe had to say about the wig? You do? Seriously, how could anybody possibly care about any of this? UsMagazine reports:

“I felt very Lady Gaga with that ‘do, especially since we weren’t wearing any pants LOL. I wanted to bring the wig home to strut around in it for Lamar, but they wouldn’t let me haha. I think I like myself better as a brunette anyway. I did the whole blonde thing in high school when I thought I was Britney Spears — no need to revisit the teenage years.”

So why did Kourtney Kardashian wear the wig? If that’s a question you genuinely want answered, then we genuinely dislike you. In fact, we’re going to go and punch ourselves in the face for an hour, just for even writing about this. Should you go and do the same thing for reading it? Undoubtedly, yes.

Image credit – khloekardashian.celebuzz.com

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