I have to say, I’m legit surprised to announce that after nine years of being a total hot mess of a couple, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick seem to have finally broken up for real. These two have broken up like a bazillion times because Scott is a drunken pill-popping mess and Kourtney basically only fucks him when she wants to have another baby, but they always got back together (they made good television).
But after pics surfaced over the 4th of July weekend of Scott being super couple-y in the South of France with celebrity stylist, Chloe Bartoli, along with pics of Scott in a hotel room surrounded by booze and pills, things seem to done FOR REAL with these two.
Even though they were a total trainwreck, I’m bummed about Kourtney and Scott splitting up and kind of hope they get back together. They have 3 super cute kids, and Scott (who has battled alcohol and pill addiction, plus depression, for years) sadly missed out on their daughter, Penelope’s, 3rd birthday because he was presumably partying in Vegas.
Scott Disick and Chloe Bartoli:
However, he did post a pic collage of her on Instagram with the super sad caption:
1 of the only things I’m proud off about myself. Happybdayp.
It’s sad, because Scott is usually pretty articulate and that caption looks like it was posted when he was a little drunk. I mean, “off” instead of “of”? I’m saying he was definitely drunk when he made that post, but I wouldn’t be surprised.
Though Scott wasn’t around, Kourtney and Penelope spent P’s 3rd birthday at Disneyland with North West and Kim Kardashian, who the more I look at the more I realized she should’ve stopped fucking with her face about two nose jobs ago, amirite?
Anyway, here’s hoping that Scott and Kourtney get back together, not only for the kids, but because, let’s be real, Scott is one of the most entertaining people on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.