If Kirsten Dunst lived near you, you'd be pleased, right? Sure, it'd have its downsides – if you glimpsed of Kirsten Dunst first thing in the morning you'd probably want to attack her with a shovel thinking the undead had risen – but they're few.

However, it seems like living near Kirsten Dunst isn't all butterscotch and moonbeams. It isn't all butterscotch and moonbeams at all. Kirsten's new neighbours in Islington – where she's shooting new movie How To Lose Friends And Alienate People – are up in arms at all the crazy ear-splitting Hollywood parties going at Kirsten Dunst's new gaff all the time. Things have got so bad that local residents can't even hear themselves shouting "Jemima! Don't forget your chorizo and organically-farmed squid salad lunch box!" at their appallingly spoilt rah-rah children as they leave for their overpriced public school in the mornings.

When Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell got together, a planet collectively vomited. But fear no more, because Kirsten Dunst has reportedly dumped Johnny Borrell, presumably because she's just worked out that he's Johnny Borrell. On the surface of things, this is fantastic news – not only is Johnny Borrell all upset but Kirsten Dunst has a brilliant excuse to go back to America and stop fouling up all our pubs like some kind of wonk-toothed tramp – but the truth is less fantastic. Kirsten Dunst is staying in Britain.

Even though she promised us that she was going to stop acting not so long ago, Kirsten Dunst is currently filming new movie How To Lose Friends And Alienate People in London. But, as The Daily Mail reports, Kirsten Dunst + London – boyfriend + booze = really ticked off her posho Islington neighbours:

It is claimed that three families have written to Islington council to complain about her late night parties and the loud noise… Our well-placed source claims: "Kirsten isn't very popular in Islington at the moment. The locals are incensed that she's changing the tone of the area. She's started spending nights in the local pub by herself chatting to the locals. When closing time comes she invites them all round to her house to continue the party."

Poor old Kirsten Dunst. We're sure she didn't get this treatment in America where she was too busy being drunk and claiming that she was the important one in Spider-Man 3 even though all she did in it was dance, make an omelette, sing like a divvy twice and generally make people wonder if she was that rubbish in either of the other two Spider-Man films.

It's ironic, though, that Kirsten Dunst has become the scourge of Islington while making a film called How To Lose Friends And Alienate People. Perhaps she's just annoying everyone out of a need to really submerge herself in the part. It's just a shame that Kirsten didn't start this habit of method acting a bit earlier by, say, cutting her own head off during the production of Marie Antoinette. 

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Hollywood Hellraiser Kirsten Dunst's Late-Night Parties Enrage Her Islington Neighbours – Daily Mail