I said I wouldn’t blog about their name baby until they gave us her name, and today Kim Kardashian and Kanye West blessed the world with the name of their new born baby girl. First they gave us North West (eye roll), then they gave us Saint West (double eye roll), and now they’ve given us Chicago West (even my zen af third eye is rolling).
I get that Kanye is from Chicago and for some reason rappers from Chicago are like HARDCORE about Chicago, but this is a bit much. Also, it kind of makes me feel like I can’t name my new baby Delaware or Pittsburgh now because people will totally think I copied KimYe. Ugh!
Even though their baby girl was born via surrogate just like 3 days ago, and they have two other kids under 5 at home, being a new mother of three has NOT slowed Kim Kardashian down. In fact, she’s been more present on social media these past few days than she has in the entire last month. Homegirl legit posted a naked selfie this morning, so I guess baby Chicago is already boring af.
Auntie Khloe took to Twitter to reveal that baby Chicago’s nickname is Chi (pronounced Shy) which I can support, but I really do think this is just an awful name choice. I mean, I don’t hate the name North at all, I just think it’s stupid when you’re last name is West. And I wouldn’t hate the name Saint if it weren’t for the fact that Kanye has a God complex, but Chicago just really doesn’t roll off the tongue as something you’d ever want to name your child. Kanye West must really have Kim Kardashian dickmatized because he is 100% picking these dumbass kid names given that old Kim probably would have named them like Chanel, Sebastian, and Ashleigh or some shit. I know we all joke a lot that the movie Get Out is actually a Kanye West biopic and the Kardashians have him in the dark place, but I’m honestly starting to wonder if it’s the other way around the movie The Stepford Wives has become Kim Kardashian’s biopic, because she basically lets Kanye dress her, control her Instagram aesthetic, and pick dumbass names for their kids.
Anyway, here are some names I think would be better than Chicago West, starting with places in America that would legit make better sounding baby names:
Boca Raton West
And just randoms:
Kimberly Jr. West (they could call her Lil’ Kim!)
Shaka Khanye West
Trinity West (cuz, you know, she’s their third kid)
Swan West (because swans are both classy AND scary)