As I think I reported a few months back (I’m too lazy to go and check), Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got themselves a surrogate to pop out baby #3 and she was allegedly already three months along. Well, that story seems to check out now that new reports are saying another stupidly named West child will be arriving early in the new year.
Before you even ask yourself, yes, I have made a thorough list of names I think they will name their third baby and you can find it at the end of this blog. Bless.
Before I even get started on this super small report, am I the only person totally baffled as to why these two are having a third child? I mean, Kim clearly didn’t want to carry another baby because spending all that money on bounce back surgeries is a whole fucking thing, and I’m pretty sure Kanye West hasn’t been mentally stable in years. As I’ve suggested like a million times, I think he’s just living the real life version of “Get Out” and I’m really not sure if this is something you should be bringing another child into.
Like, I’m 90% sure North goes to play group and when people ask her about her parents she’s like “Well, my mom is really into climbing trees naked, and my dad is actually a 75 year old white guy living in a black man’s body, soooo, I mean, it’s like a whole thing at my house.”
Case in point:
There isn’t a ton of information about baby #3, but allegedly they’re having another girl via surrogate and she’s due the end of January. Actually, given that the baby isn’t born yet, I guess knowing the gender and the due date is really a lot of information…
Anyway, if it IS a girl, here are some potential names I think they might go with:
1) Taylor West, because it’s very tongue in cheek
2) Virgin West, because Kim has been talking a lot lately about people calling her a ho, and this might be something that Kanye tells her is really clever and she’ll agree, because even pod person Kanye has more edge than Kim
3) Mary West, because, like, it’s a baby she didn’t get fucked to have, and that’s like…biblical
4) Cher West, because Kim has really been riding Cher’s ass hard this past year
5) Exact West, because I’m currently looking at a box of exact brand instant cold compresses and why the fuck not, am I right?