What in the actual fuck is wrong with Kim Kardashian? For MONTHS now, I’ve been talking to people about how bitch has been going NEXT LEVEL when it comes to photoshopping her face in pictures, but she’s really at the point where it’s completely ridiculous.
Back in January, her face was so photoshopped for that Calvin Klein campaign that I LITERALLY didn’t think it was even her at first, just some Kim look alike. Then she posts the TERRIFYING above picture and I’m like, that doesn’t even look like a real person’s face! It looks like someone in a Kim Kardashian mask! I am SHOOK.
Kim has literally got me baffled with all this shitty facial photoshopping for numerous reasons. First, home girl spends thousands of dollars on random famous people facial treatments like weird blood lasers and just straight up botox. Then, she spends thousands more on having high level professional make-up artists who spend two hours a day making her look like Kim fucking Kardashian, but apparently all the cosmetic procedures and make-up artists aren’t good enough, because she THEN has to hire someone to photoshop the living hell out of her face, but I’m guessing she just let’s Kris Jenner do the photoshopping because it’s fucking HORRIBLE.
Seriously, look at that picture. Does that look like a human face to you? Because it looks like something out of a fucking nightmare to me. The kids look cute, Kanye looks like disgruntled, regular Kanye, and then there’s fucking babadook Kim Kardashian with a face that looks like a ghost who shows up in an old-timey picture.
I see all these other celebrity bloggers talking about this picture but not ONE of them has commented on the fuckery that is Kim’s face. This can’t just be me, right? Like, that shit looks weird af, RIGHT?