If you’re wondering why this isn’t a blog about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s new baby girl who was born three days ago, the answer is very simple: until they tell me what foolish ass name they’ve chosen for this kid, I refuse to blog about her. Plain and simple.
However, that doesn’t mean I won’t blog about Kim in general, and today Kim did something totally blog worthy when she took to Twitter to clap back at her former brother-in-law, Lamar Odom.
In his recent Mancave interview, professional cocaine and hooker lover, Lamar Odom, joked that he knew him and Khloe’s marriage was definitely 100% over when she was onto dating her “second or third” basketball player. Lest we forget that after Lamar, Khloe dated basketball player James Haven and is currently knocked up by Cleveland Cavaliers’ player Tristan Thompson.
When Kim saw the headline for this interview, suggesting that it was her sister’s love of the BBBC (the third B is for basketball. If you don’t know what the rest stands for, maybe google it, because I am far too white to type that out) is what ended the marriage, she took to Twitter to bring out the rarely seen but my most beloved version of Kim: sassy bitch Kim.
Kim shared a link to the story titled “Lamar Odom says he knew marriage to Khloe was over after her ‘second or third basketball player'”, to which Kim wrote: “Or second or third brothel”
That is sassy Kim at her finest!
In case you don’t recall, post-split from Khloe, Lamar overdosed on cocaine at a brothel in Vegas, and almost died. Even though she was dating James Haven at the time, Khloe and the rest of the KarJenner fam pretty much took Lamar back in to nurse him back to health, so it makes total sense that Kim would not take the subtle jab at her pregnant sister lightly given that, if it were me, I would’ve left my cheating, cracked out ex to die in some bunny ranch in Vegas because I don’t give af if the guy I’m currently trying to divorce because of his wandering dick and Charlie Sheen lifestyle decides to do a ton of coke out of a sex worker’s asshole to the point he has brain damage. Not my fucking problem. But clearly I don’t have that Kardashian heart of gold.
Khloe deserves better than this, Lammy, and god bless you Kim Kardashian. Now, tell me your damn kids’ name and confirm Kylie’s fucking pregnancy.