Kim Kardashian Takes Some Cues From Kanye

For the past year, Kim Kardashian has really been going down the family pyramid. I mean, she was always about as interesting as a damp towel, but at least she was top bitch of the Kardashian family. However, for the past while, all her sisters have been climbing the fame ladder and have proven themselves way more interesting than her. Hell, even Kourtney might’ve been banging Justin Bieber! However, Kim must’ve noticed that even Rob was getting more media attention than her, thus causing her to post the above nude selfie.

A few famous folks like Earth angel Bette Midler, Chloe Grace Mortez and Piers Morgan clapped at Kim via Twitter for being a constant, boring-ass nudist. Kim isn’t exactly known for her witty or funny comebacks, so I assume that Kanye is responsible for her savage Twitter clap backs, because homegirl brought the LOLs, but not in the sense that we are laughing at her for her ugly crying, which is usually how she brings the LOLs.

So a few days ago, Kim posted a throwback nude selfie with her lady parts blocked out, which is actually super modest for her. She captioned it: “When you’re like I have nothing to wear LOL”. If there is one thing we’ve learned about Kim Kardashian over the past ten years it’s that she LOVES being naked. Naked in magazines, naked in books, naked on the internet, naked at Target, naked at North’s ballet recitals, just naked everywhere all the time. She loves selfies, she loves being naked, she loves naked selfies. This is an accepted fact.

However, when she posted this particular naked selfie, it got a weird amount of attention for some reason.

Founding member of the First Wives Club, Bette Midler, took to Twitter to shade Kim and her naked-loving ways, saying:

Kim Kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. If Kim wants us to see a part of her we’ve never seen,

she’s gonna have to swallow the camera.

While that tweet brings the LOLs, it’s 100% false. If you’ve ever watched “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” (which I assume Bette has not), you know that Kim Kardashian has legit shown us all everything from her ultrasounds to her x-rays. We HAVE literally seen every square inch of this woman, inside AND out, so swallowing a camera would in no way show us a part of her we’ve never seen. In terms of Kim Kardashian, this is basically all of us:

 

Chloe Grace Mortez also got in on the shading Kim on Twitter game:

@kimkardashian I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than our bodies.

As did Piers Morgan:

I know the old man’s $50 million in debt, Kim – but this is absurd.

Want me to buy you some clothes?

Though I legit hate siding with Kim Kardashian, it IS International Women’s Day, and I do have to make the argument that who gives a legit shit if Kim wants to post yet another naked picture of herself? I didn’t see Bette shaming Pam Anderson when she did her 10^th Playboy cover, yet everyone gets all up in arms when Kim gets naked again. I am legit going to my own personal hell for siding with Kim Kardashian over my queen, Winifred Sanderson, but I just don’t see why all these people care so much about Kim being naked again.

Throwing shade at Kim Kardashian for posting a naked selfie is like throwing shade at a dog for licking its balls. That is just who they are! It is what they are naturally inclined to do!

However, Kim, surprisingly didn’t take these disses lying down. She handed her Twitter password over to Kanye and had him respond with some savage clap backs:

hey @BetteMidler I know it’s past your bedtime but if you’re still up and reading this send nudes #justkidding

let’s all welcome @ChloeGMoretz to twitter, since no one knows who she is. your nylon cover is cute boo

hey @piersmorgan never offer to buy a married woman clothes. thats on some ashley madison type shit #forresearch

sorry I’m late to the party guys I was busy cashing my 80 million video game check & transferring 53 million into our joint account

Then, of course, she finished off by posting another nude pic with the caption: #liberated

A couple of things in response to Kim’s tweets:

• I really, really hope Bette Midler tweets some nudes. That would be EVERYTHING.
• You made $80 million of your video game? Bitch please. There is NO WAY I believe that. You are NOT Super Mario! You’re not even Sonic the Hedgehog.

Other than that, I kind of support Kim in this fight, mostly because I’m someone who has accepted her nudity and that’s kind of what I expect from her.

But more than that, I support Bette Midler sending Kim Kardashian nudes. Which I really hope she does.