Years ago, I made a Facebook status saying “On a scale of 1-10, how whacked on ecstasy was Kim Kardashian in her sex tape with Ray J?” I mean, girls jaw was going so crazy she could’ve cracked a jawbreaker in one bite.
Well, on the most recent episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians (aka the Kardashians admit or deny shit we all already know to be true), Kim admitted she was super high on ecstasy during her sex tape, to which I respond: duh, bitch, we know.
On this past Sunday’s episode, Kim was having a conversation with younger sister Kendall and Kourtney’s baby daddy, Scott Disick, about her former ecstasy use.
Disick brought up Kim going to Six Flags high in the past, to which Kendall shockingly replied “I didn’t know you got high.”
Kim then revealed that not only was she high on ecstasy during her star-making performance with Brandy’s weird little brother, but she was actually high on ecstasy the first time she got married (not to Kris Humphries, though her being on the good shit during that wedding would explain why she actually went through with it).
I got married on ecstasy the first time. I did ecstasy once and I got married. I did it again, I made a sex tape. Like, everything bad would happen.
Kim Kardashian revealing she was high on ecstasy during her sex tape isn’t news. That’s like someone revealing that Lindsay Lohan was high on low level coke and drunk on stolen vodka in that Greek dance video that just went viral…we know. However, what is news worthy is that a Kardashian is actually being honest about something blatantly obvious about them! I am truly shocked. Then again, Kim has turned into this weird 30-something mother of 3 who wants to seem really cool to the younger generation (like Kendall), so maybe she thought dropping her ecstasy stories would make her seem hip? That would be a very Kim Kardashian move. Kind of a Krysta Fitzpatrick movie, too, tbh.