Kim Kardashian Splits Up With Her Beloved Bush
Kim Kardashian knows what she likes in a man – strength, athleticism, access to a videocamera and an internet connection.
But it’s back to square one. Sadly Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Reggie Bush have announced their split after two years. It’s sad news, and we don’t want to think about how much sadder it’d be if we cared a jot about either of them.
So now Kim Kardashian has to go through the whole dating process all over again – selection, seduction, emotional bonding, recording and releasing an explicit sex tape onto the internet, that sort of thing. The poor girl.
This is turning out to be a miserable day when it comes to celebrity splits. Well, we say ‘celebrity’ – the women involved in today’s splits are Camilla Belle, Kerry Katona and Kim Kardashian, and their combined contribution humanity amounts to a crappy film about cavemen, a couple of adverts about frozen seafood and a dreary homemade porno. It’s hardly A-list stuff, is it?
But that doesn’t matter. They might not be very famous, but they’re all human beings with human emotions, and those emotions should be respected. Just look at Kim Kardashian, for instance – as a singleton she knows that every man she ever meets already knows what she looks like when she’s having sex, which puts her at a severe disadvantage when it comes to finding a boyfriend.
So something serious must have happened between Kim and her ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush – something upsetting and catastrophic – to make her go through all that again, and that’s why the split needs to be handled with the utmost sensitivity. TV Guide reports:
A source says the split was a mutual decision and stemmed from schedule conflicts that kept them apart much of the time. Most recently, Bush, 24, invited Kardashian, 28, to accompany him to New Orleans, where he is due to report for preseason training. Kardashian, though, needs to stay on the West Coast to film the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
What? They split up so that Kim Kardashian could go away and film yet another awful season of her piss-poor reality TV show? Oh come on – we’re doing our best to be sensitive here, and you’re dismantling a relationship for the benefit of a programme that isn’t even as good as Denise Richards: It’s Complicated? That’s the worst excuse we’ve ever heard!
Let’s be clear, couples should be allowed to split up over Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but only if they have a gigantic disagreement over which one of them hates it the most. But splitting up because you want to make more episodes of it? That’s just weird. Christ, Kim Kardashian, sometimes we think you deserve to be single.
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Who’s Kim Kardashian?
Mithaearon, I believe she’s a fat-ass slut with the personality of sour milk.
…Who doesn’t mind if you want to piss on her.
What Black man will she choose next?? Stay tuned to find out!
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He should had been drop that worthless scandoulous slut
she messed up her lips
this is a scam , the new season starts filming in her stupid reality show she is doing and Bush is going to be really busy in training camp , they broke up to create more interest in the show , they will be offically back together by mid season . she is famous by being famous manipulating the media and hanging out at the right time with certain people , she has learend the game to perfection , this is just a another way of keeping her out there.
Kim,
Did Reggie get tired of his cottage cheese diet?
ALL of the Kardashian women are over rated!!!! (Including MOM!) The reality shows that have started to pop up all over are nothing short of disgusting and the Kardashian’s are at the top of the list. Bruce Jenner is slowly discrediting his phenominal accomplishments by even being associated with them. Even though they do allow him to have a “Cameo” appearence occassionally. He looks like a complete idiot and out of his element. Come on Bruce!!!!!!
Even ignorant Kendra and the couples that exploit their children are equally as bad only it makes me SICK as to the moneies paid and advertisement for them. EXACTLY what is the hype for these shows, ESPECIALLY the Kardashian’s??? Let’s not forget Paris Hilton and Nasty Lindsay and Sam! Do what you like by giving them the ratings. Says alot about you OWN obvisious Boring Life…….
Yeah she’s not the most talented and she’s pretty much famous to us for her beautiful look and matching booty, her sex tape and rich lifestyle. i wish her luck in the future. Breakups are always hard. take it easy people.
true love or her making that dumb ass show – reggie you are a wonderfully handsome young talented man there is plenty of hot ass out there that would love to be with you!!!
she is out for her – she couldnt make time for you? hello – i would have broken it off long ago!!!
im in texas and would go to LA in a heartbeat
Kim should look for a black millionare, who will put up with her foul mouth sisters and her money hungry mother!!!!
She needs someone she can take advantage of, who will deal with her selfishness and let her do what-ever it is she does!!!
the media needs not cover her any more – the same way they have “Spidey”
these reality show stars are not stars they are fakes and posers
I think reality shows are a joke in general. They edit out things and then they make a fuss over something that’s not that important. Whats real about that?
But I respect her and her family I guess. I find the show entertaining because I think its interesting to see that people really live like that so selfish and warped up in themselves.
i hope their still together , that would be all we need another crappy reality dating show from these clowns
Who gives a %#@*!!!