Ok, so I know that really isn’t much of a headline given the fact that Kim Kardashian posts some weird, narcissistic shit on Instagram basically every day, but recently she’s taken it to a whole new level.
Over the past few days, Kim has posted some pics, captions, and videos on Instagram that have convinced me that David Lynch is now in control of her Instagram because this is some Twin Peaks weird style shit.
So Kim was in Thailand and decided to take a few videos. And I don’t mean videos like you and I would take in Thailand (here’s me snorkelling, here’s me and some friends having a drunken singalong, here’s me eating something weird, here’s me talking to some child sex slaves), no, she posted videos like this:
What. The. Fuck. Is this one of those late night videos they show on FOX and a 1-900 number is going to come up soon? Is this like Call Quest, but on a boat?
Then, she posted this gem of a video:
Is this real life? Seriously, did David Lynch direct this as some sort of weird dream sequence for his next movie? Because that’s the only way I could get behind this fuckery. I mean, I knew Kim Kardashian had a wetty for Kim Kardashian, but this is some narcissistic bizzaro land shit. Maybe Kanye’s rubbed off on her (double entendre).
After she posted that last video, her step-brother, Brandon Jenner, posted a video mocking her on his own Instagram account, and it was awesome.
When your own family thinks you’re a joke and brilliantly mock you on the internet, maybe it’s time to calm the fuck down.
Aside from her weird videos that made me laugh a whole lot more than they probably should, Kim posted a bunch of stupid pictures with stupid captions that made me classic Krysta eye roll. Just when Kim Kardashian is getting back on my good side she goes and pulls this shit. This is bad even for a Kardashian..