Kim Kardashian recently revealed that her and Kanye West’s second baby will be a boy. Being Kim Kardashian, she of course revealed this in an Instagram caption (as if I didn’t the same thing). However, don’t expect the Wests to give their new kid a dumbass direction name.
No, apparently Kim thinks that naming her new baby something like South West would be way too fucking stupid. Does she not realize that her daughters name is North? Kim Kardashian, sometimes I just don’t get you.
When NPR (whatever that is) mentioned the name South West for her and Kanye’s newest fashion dress up doll, Kim had this to say:
Everyone keeps on saying South and I think it’s so stupid. Stupidest thing ever and just ridiculous.
Really, Kim? REALLY?! That’s the stupidest thing ever? THAT’S ridiculous? REALLY? You and Kanye LEGIT named your first kid North fucking West (I’m using the word “fucking” to stress how dumb that name is. North’s middle name is NOT fucking). So is it REALLY that ridiculous and stupid that people might think you two fools would name your second kid something as dumb as South West? Because I really don’t think it is.
That being said they’ll probably name it something WAY less ridiculous like East. Kim may’ve said that South is stupid, but bitch didn’t say anything about East. Knowing Kanye, the name will probably be something like East Beyoncé West (yes, I know it’s a boy, but that doesn’t matter to Kanye because boy or girl Beyoncé is one of the greatest names of ALL TIME).
Ricardo Tisci will be little EBW’s godfather and Beyoncé’s hologram will be his godmother because the real Beyoncé has no time for Kim and Kanye’s shit.
North was baptised in fucking JERUSALEM so EBW will probably be baptised by the legitimate tears of Christ while wearing a white Balmain suit with Justin Bieber singing “Jesus Take the Wheel” in the background. Kim will live Instagram the whole thing and LOVE magazine will run a cover story on it.
This kid isn’t even born and his Christening already sounds like the party of the year.
emmi says
Should be Wilde West : D
keysersoze says
I’m sorry but anyone who pays more than fleeting attention to any of these reality show specimens(Don’t anyone dare call them stars!)must have absolutely no life whatsoever, and or don’t realize you are helping to make the insanely rich even richer.
Reality TV costs nothing to make & that’s the problem. The US has the highest number of prisoners and the greatest disparity between the number of rich people and the number of destitute, barely able to get by, living day to day type individuals.
Yet you are content to just turn on your freaking HDTV(Still making payments on it)and live vicariously through the lives of the most despicable, poster children for birth control type whack jobs and ignore the suffering of those all around you.