There’s more to Kim Kardashian than being filmed repeatedly having it off a chap on the internet, you know.

Not a lot more, admittedly. But let’s not split hairs here – our point is that Kim Kardashian is happy to rush to the defence of any celebrity who acts in a gormless way and gets lambasted in the media for it. Kim Kardashian’s dad was OJ Simpson’s lawyer, did we mention that?

Anyway, now Kim Kardashian has decided to defend Lindsay Lohan for her erratic behaviour. Which is good, because in these harsh economic times, people need a job for life.

Maybe it’s because she’s grown tired of today’s vampiric, knee-jerk media culture, or maybe it’s because she’s an over-privileged spakplank who will never have to work for a living because, even if she finds herself with no money, she’ll be able to sustain herself on the vast fat reserve located in her rump, but for one reason or another Kim Kardashian seems determined to act as the righteous defender of the famous lately.

For instance, when Jessica Simpson suddenly got fat earlier this year, and decided to perform a concert in an outfit that somehow made her look exactly like a perfect lard-sphere, Kim Kardashian was the first to leap to her defence by saying how sexy she looked. She was wrong, but a precedent had been set nonetheless.

And now, having hopped over that molehill with relative ease, Kim Kardashian has decided to set her sights on the Everest that is Lindsay Lohan.

As well as being hit with a recently-quashed arrest warrant, Lindsay Lohan’s weekend also apparently involved having a loud argument with Sam Ronson that ended with a window getting broken and the police being called. Nothing really out of the ordinary there – Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson had a fight on New Year’s Day and a fight On Valentine’s Day so it’s only natural that they’d also have a fight on March 14 which, as everyone knows, is the Estonian national language day – and that’s probably why it wasn’t widely reported.

But that hasn’t stopped Kim Kardashian from wading into the fray anyway, declaring that we’re all bastards for picking on Lindsay Lohan just because she might have got a bit unstable and window-breaky, even though we didn’t actually know that any of this happened until she started shouting her gob off about it. People reports:

“It’s so sad that there’s such an invasion of privacy, with camera people, cops and paparazzi outside their home,” Kardashian, 28, told PEOPLE. “I mean, when have you not thrown something when you’re mad? Everyone has to admit that at one time in their life, they’ve gotten so mad that they’ve thrown something, but maybe not necessarily breaking a window. Can’t people have an argument without everyone watching?”

Actually, Kim Kardashian has a point here. We have got so angry that we’ve thrown things in the past. And we regret it bitterly. Honestly, have you ever tried to get axe marks out of a Kim Kardashian poster? It’s damn near impossible.

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