What a weekend it’s been! While I’ve been busy drinking my weight in wine and gin and watching Hocus Pocus and Ghostbusters on repeat in my pyjamas to celebrate turning 30, Kim Kardashian is being robbed at gunpoint in Paris!
Never in the history of my entire life would I ever think I would say “You know, I think I had a much better weekend than Kim Kardashian”, but here we are! She got millions of dollars in jewelry robbed, I got the rest of The Golden Girls vinyl pops AND a Golden Girls mug! #winning
In all seriousness, what went down in the wee hours of this morning are straight up terrifying.
Late last night, Kanye West was performing at the Meadows Fest in Queens, New York, when he abruptly ended his concert stating “I’m sorry. I have a family emergency. I have to stop the show.”
People, like myself, being the inconsiderate assholes we are automatically thought the worst of Kanye and got on Twitter to drag him for ending the festival. But, as it turns out, shit had gotten really real for Kim in Paris.
Kim has been in Paris the past week attending Paris Fashion Week, and last night while her sisters and their friends decided to stay out partying, Kim wanted to call it a night and headed back to her apartment. She was in the apartment alone when five men disguised as police entered her apartment, held Kim at gunpoint, tied her up, locked her in a closet, and stole both of her phones, her engagement ring, and another $10 million in jewelry before fleeing.
Kim was thankfully unharmed, but is obviously shook af. Luckily, both her kids were already back in New York when this happened and not in the hotel room when those douche bags bust in.
Typically, I’d be like “Yeah, right. This is probably some shit organized by Kris Jenner to bring more hype for the next season of KUWTK”, but Kim’s robbery is actually a really fucked up situation and I can’t even make a joke about it.
But this meme can…