Marriage, doesn't it bring a tear to your eye? All the time spent waiting, preparing and planning all boil down to a single day where any unplanned accident will probably ruin absolutely everything while some guests you don’t like very much laugh on from the sidelines. Over the weekend, the American equivalent of the the Royal Wedding happened. Kim Kardashian went and got herself married. It was not televised.
we're not entirely sure what Kim Kardashian actually does. Even the caretaker in your local school who throws sawdust over children?s vomit has more influence on the world than her. In a way, she’s very much like us.
However, the American socialite is able to arousing gentlemen who enjoy watching two people engaging in coitus, the ol’ in-out-in-out, the hokey cokey, bangin’, you know… sex. Despite her skin flick leaking online a few years ago, the video saw an unexpected rise in views as those who weren't invited to the wedding decided to get involved. With their sexual organs.
It seems that if you're one of these socialite types, then accidentally making a grot tape is one of the tasks that you have to complete. Blond div and general idiot Paris Hilton unexpectedly took part in the tastefully titled ?1 Night In Paris? film. Hilton claimed she wasn?t aware that a camera was recording the limp action, but she was able to answer a phonecall mid bonk, proving how much fun she was having at the time.
How do you get away from calling yourself a socialite? Kim Kardashian also lists other extensive talents such as a television personality, model and actress. Again, we can only assume that these loose associations come after the release of her porn film. In a game of word association, this is normally the first thing we think of in relation to her, unless she's been doing UN peace missions and keeping it firmly under wraps. Anyway, it was reported that:
?Kim Kardashian?s internet sex tape received over two million hits this weekend – because of all the fanfare over her wedding to Kris Humphries. The excitement over the reality star’s nuptials resulted in a huge demand for the saucy video, which Kim made with her ex Ray J in 2007 – and instantly regretted.?
Instead of a whole load of pitchfork waving Christians threatening to murder Kim Kardashian for sinning and making baby Jesus cry, she actually found herself catapulted into the limelight with all sorts of magazine, book and TV deals coming her way. As if to prove that the world we live in is a depressing place, Montana Fishburne, daughter of film star Laurence, cited the Kim Kardashian sex tape as an influence on her career. All because it elevated her to fame, something she herself wanted.
Feminists might be building an effigy of Kim Kardashian to burn in utter shame and disgust due to her reliance on a man’s meatstick for achieving personal the dizzy heights of popularity. They might not. We’re sure they’ve got other things on their minds.
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