Above is a picture both Kim Kardashian and Emily Ratajowski posted on Instagram today, featuring both of them topless, though sadly their nips are blocked out because the ‘gram hates lady nips. I’d like to start off by saying I love everything about this picture because it contains many of the things I love.
First, it has two sexy brunette chicks with their boobs out, and I happen to love Kim Kardashian and Emily Ratajowski’s breasts very, very much (I actually think Emily’s whole body/existence was sculpted by God himself, but I’m far from alone on thinking that). They’re also giving the middle finger and giving zero fucks about what you think of them being tits out, which I also love.
After Kim posted her last nude selfie, the internet blew up for some reason because it was as if other celebrities didn’t realize that Kim Kardashian has a tendency to take nude photos. That’s right, a Kim Kardashian nude in the year 20-fucking-16 caused a stir. Baffling, I know. She wasn’t even jerking off a pig or fingering Kanye’s asshole in the picture; she was just nude.
Anyway, while a lot of celebs dissed her tits out, mits out ways, Emily Ratajowski was on team Kim, posting on Twitter:
Her body, her career. Sexist bullsh*t. @KimKardashian.
Both women, being super comfortable with their hot bods, decided to get together and post the above topless selfie on their respective Instagram accounts.
Kim captioned her version of the pic: “When we’re like … we both have nothing to wear”, an obvious play on the caption from her last nude selfie, whereas Emily captioned hers: “We are more than just our bodies, but that doesn’t mean we have to be shamed for them or our sexuality. #liberated @kimkardashian”
By the looks of that picture, it was taken in a public washroom, and that is a public washroom I wish I was in. Yes, I know you can easily Google “Emily Ratajowski topless” or “Kim Kardashian topless”, BUT TOGETHER AT ONCE?! This is like the greatest free the nipple campaign ever.
While I’m sure a ton of people will throw shade at Emily and Kim for constantly having their tits out, I say fuck ‘em. If hot women want to keep flashing their breasts, I say we let ‘em. For that matter, if all women want to start flashing their breasts I say why not. I mean, have you ever worn a bra? Those things are stifling!