By this point in time, literally everyone on the planet knows that Sex and the City was essentially the 30 to 40 something version of Mean Girls (behind the scenes, anyway), with Kim Cattrall accusing Sarah Jessica Parker of being a tired-ass Regina George.
For years, Kim has been vocal about wanting no part of any further SATC movies and Sarah has been like “Aww, but I wish she would” and apparently Kim is DONE with it, with their kind of one-sided public rivalry having a huge blow-up this past week.
Kim’s brother, Chris, recently passed away, and Sarah, even though she is clearly hated by Kim for some unknown reason, sent her some condolences on Instagram or something simple and basic like that.
Apparently Kim thought SJP’s sympathy was fake af and decided to act more 16 than 61 by making a big old Instagram post about how SJP was a phony ass bitch who was never her friend.
My Mom asked me today ‘When will that @sarahjessicaparker, that hypocrite, leave you alone? Your continuous reaching out is a painful reminder of how cruel you really were then and now. Let me make this VERY clear (if I haven’t already). You are not my family. You are not my friend. So I’m writing to tell you one last time to stop exploiting our tragedy in order to restore your ‘nice girl’ persona.
Daaaaaammmmmnnnnn. While many have jumped to SJP’s defense, including Andy Cohen who said this was basically a one-sided cat fight since Sarah hasn’t said shit about Kim, I can’t help but wondering what really happened behind the scenes of Sex and the City to make Kim Cattrall (who was the best part of Sex and the City, anyway) to wanna cut a bitch so bad.
Sure, Kim looks like she’s coming in hot on this one, but, I mean, what if Sarah Jessica Parker is actually just a middle-aged Taylor Swift who plays up this nice girl persona really well, but is actually a mega bitch? I need to know!!! (Though I’ll probably have forgotten about this by the time I go to bed).