It’s easy to forget how dangerous the internet can be. Months ago, when it was first revealed that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would be welcoming a little one in to the world, we all had a good laugh about possible baby names. North West! Easton West! Wild Wild West!
Well, apparently we planted a seed in the brains of the parents-to-be, and to cut a long story short, there’s now an innocent baby girl in the world that will have to go through life with the name North West. I hope you’re happy with yourselves.
TMZ are reporting that they saw a birth certificate at Cedars-Sinai hospital where Kim gave birth, bearing the name ‘North West’ and signatures from both Kim and Kanye. They haven’t mentioned how they managed to stumble across this confidential document, so hopefully it’s the result of a drunken wager between employs to prove that some people will believe anything.
Still no official word from Kanye or Kim, so there’s still a vague hope that this is all just a ploy to distract the press while they get settled and sort out baby’s first US Weekly photo shoot. If not, this kid is doomed to a life of never being able to order pizza over the phone because Domino’s assumes it’s being pranked.
That’s assuming that North doesn’t buckle to pressure from Grandma Kris to change her surname to ‘Kardashian’ because she needs someone to pay for her new face lift. ‘North Kardashian’ sounds like it should appear on the map in the opening credits of ‘Game Of Thrones’.
The world is still in shock that anybody could hate their child this much, so there’s still speculation over what the actual name could be – Kaidence Donda West being the favourite. It’s got the ‘K’ and the name of Kanye’s mom in there, plus it doesn’t sound like a budget airline, so on the off chance that North is in fact her real name and we have to stage an intervention, lets go with that.