I take a break for one fucking week, and Kim Kardashian goes ahead and gets another surrogate knocked up. Just my fucking luck.
Multiple sources (ok, Us Weekly and People) are confirming that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, who’s daughter Chicago will be one this month, are expecting baby number four via surrogate in May.
The sources have also revealed that the new KimYe baby will be a boy, which was completely planned, since Kim and Kanye have been spending thousands of dollars on picking which gender their child is going to be ever since Kim had Saint.
North is basically the only naturally occurring spawn of KimYe, which is probably why she looks so pissed off all the time.
Kim has apparently always wanted four kids, and I figure it was probably an easy choice for her to commit to another baby so soon after Chicago because a) it’s not like she has to be pregnant, b) it’s not like she has to give birth, and c) it’s not like she really has to do much at all outside of family Instagram pics.
Not to be a judgemental bitch, because I’m all about moms supporting other moms, but, according to Instagram, Kim Kardashian spent three hours at the gym a couple of hours after Chicago was born, and then spent another hour posting underwear pics of herself with the captions “Mother of Three.”
Then when Chicago was like 7 weeks old, Kim went on a girls only trip to Japan sans all kids for like a week.
I kind of feel like Kim takes motherhood about as seriously as I take the “don’t take with alcohol” label on my medications.
So, congrats to these two assholes (I do secretly have a soft spot for Kim) on bringing another pay cheque into Kris Jenner’s baby empire.