Today is a sad day indeed – whatever chances any of us had of watching a tape of redneck singer Kid Rock and scrawny God botherer Scott Stapp having sex with four women have vanished entirely.

Because Kid Rock has successfully managed to extend the ban on his manky-sounding sex tape being released. The news will take a load off the mind of Kid Rock and Scott Stapp, who can rest easy knowing that nobody will be able to see them at their most vulnerable and intimate; and also everyone else in the world can relax, too, knowing that the chances of Scott Stapp whining like a girl about the sex tape have been considerably reduced.

It was the sex tape that literally everyone was talking about. And
by ‘literally’, we mean ‘Scott Stapp and the three people worldwide who
would be remotely interested in seeing his penis’. When Kid Rock (CDs) and
Scott Stapp invited four girls back to their place for some
audio-visually captured rumpy pumpy, they can’t have known what kind of
controversy was lurking seven years around the corner.

Red Light District – the company famous for giving the world a video
of Paris Hilton looking all vague and naked in glorious nightvision -
had somehow acquired the Kid Rock/ Scott Stapp sex tape
and had plastered tiny previews of it around the internet. Both Scott
Stapp and Kid Rock reacted to the sex tape in different ways – Stapp whined and bitched about a shady ‘conspiracy’ against him, while Kid Rock quietly had the release of the sex tape temporarily blocked.

And that blocking has just been granted an extension without the
need for another lengthy round of court hearings. Furthermore,
movements to block the release of the sex tape forever are being put
together for the next few days. And that just leaves the case of one of
the female sex tape stars, who is reportedly suing Scott Stapp for
invasion of privacy.

It is unknown whether or not international support hotlines are
being set-up to console distraught Kid Rock and Scott Stapp fans who
wanted to see what doing it with a lady looks like.

Read more:

Order blocking release of sex tape extended – MSNBC

[story by Stuart Heritage]