What a whirlwind few days it’s been for Khloe Kardashian! Three days ago, news broke that her baby daddy, Tristan Thompson, had been throwing his dick to every Instagram model in the US, and yesterday she gave birth to the couple’s baby girl!
According to TMZ and Us Weekly, Kourtney, Kim, Kris AND Tristan were all present for the baby’s birth, and I would honestly pay good money (ok, like $5) to have been a fly on the wall in that delivery room to the see the level of shade being thrown Tristan’s way.
Insiders are reporting that Khloe’s team is prepping all her shit to get her and the baby the fuck out of Cleveland as soon as the doctor gives the go ahead. Apparently Tristan feels really bad, but isn’t trying to stop Khloe from leaving because he doesn’t want to piss her off more.
Tbh, I really just can’t with Tristan Thompson. This isn’t even the first time he’s disrespected his pregnant girlfriend and probably made a woman’s birth experience depressing because of his wandering dick ways.
First, he bails on Jordyn Craig while she’s 6 months pregnant and flaunts his relationship with Khloe all over the globe. Then he’s caught fucking with a bunch of Jordyn Craig knock-offs while Khloe is pregnant with his second kid (seriously, did anyone else notice how much the girls’ he cheated on Khloe with looked like his first baby mama?).
For me, the most upsetting part of this whole thing is that I’m still fucking pregnant. I was due before Khloe Kardashian. Every time I turn around a bitch that was due after me or the same time as me is having her kid and I’m just here like “Cool, still pregnant, still miserable. NBD.” I mean, yes, finding out the love of her life and father of her child is a mega cheater probably stress jump started her labor, but why should I have to stay pregnant because my baby daddy isn’t tossing his dick around? This is some real bullshit.