Well, I went out into the internet and found some Kardashian shit, and let me just saying that the Kardashians and Jenners got me EXHAUSTED! I can’t even play with them anymore they’ve become so transparent with their shit, so get ready for some venting.
On a preview for the upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Khloe claims she “faked tried” getting pregnant with Lamar, because she knew that wasn’t a good situation to bring a child into. Where do I even start with this?
Ok, so for YEARS now, people have been claiming that the only reason these bitches is even have this show anymore is to cover their asses and film and say fake shit in response to the media. Basically, their “reality” show is just them trying to make the world think specific ways about them, especially when the media is painting them in a negative light.
This talk started back when Kim filed for divorce from Kris Humphries, which he said was a sudden decision, and then the media gave her shit for filing for divorce after just 72 days. While Kim was being heckled, episodes of KUPWTK Kardashians began to air featuring her having conversations with her mom and sisters about how bad their marriage was and how the whole thing was a mistake. However, fans noticed how staged the scenes were, as if they were added in later. Hairstyles changed, timelines were weird, and during an alleged Dubai car scene featuring a convo between Kim and her mom, Kris, the windows were totally blacked out (which they never do in car scenes), making people think the scenes were filmed after Dubai and after Kim filed for divorce, but she wanted people to see her “suffering” in her marriage prior to the divorce.
Since then, shit like this has happened a million times. Just a month ago, Kylie Jenner posted a video on Snapchat and people started saying you could see the very obvious little liposuction scars under her breasts. Two weeks later on KUWTK, Kylie is wearing a crop top and Kim notices that, like her, Kylie has developed psoriasis and has some under her boobs, thus CASUALLY explaining the markings under her boobs. Mhmmmmmm.
I mean, no one is shocked by this, these hoes manipulate the media and have been for years. It’s just the exhausting transparency of it all that’s starting to wear me down now.
In the preview for next weeks episode, Khloe says that she faked trying to get pregnant with Lamar. She says:
I fake tried. I was married but I knew the circumstances weren’t the healthiest, so I just kept pretending I was doing it.
Bitch is coming out here like I wasn’t watching the Kardashians back in 2010 when her ass was an emotional wreck because she couldn’t get pregnant. Back when her and Lamar had their own spin-off and his and hers perfumes. Like, no. Your fertility issues have been discussed on the show for years, now you wanna act like “Oh no, I wasn’t even really trying to get pregnant”? Girl, bye.
I have an obvious love/hate relationship with these women, but I completely get why so many people just hate them. They’re about as genuine and authentic as a Chanel purse you buy in a back alley in Chinatown. But Jesus, at least the people selling you the knock off purse aren’t trying to sell it to you for the price of an authentic bag.
See, this is what I mean, the Kardashians always give me something to work with.