I wasn’t going to write anything about the Emmys because, frankly, I really don’t give a shit about them. Sure, I love television, but the Emmys are a total farce. Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men have won like a million Emmys, yet Buffy the Vampire Slayer has like one for writing and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia has ZERO. Therefore, I have zero respect for the Emmys taste in television.
Case in point: last night The People Vs. O.J. Simpson won a fuck ton of awards when, lets be real, that whole thing was kind of a joke. I mean, I watched it all, but it was FAR from quality television. The only stand-out thing from this entire bore fest was Kevin Spacey finally showing up with a hot piece.
People have been saying that Kevin Spacey is gay with a thirst for younger dudes for years, but I’ve never wanted to believe it. Kevin Spacey was legit one of my biggest crushes in junior high which I realize is really fucking weird, but come on, he did some seriously great films in the 90’s! I never wanted to believe he was into babyfaced dudes because I always held out hope he would maybe date me one day, however, I’ve finally let that dream die (still holding out for Gary Oldman, though!)
While Kevin has never been super public about his sexuality and never usually brings dates to awards shows, last night at the Emmys that changed. Last night he showed up with this babyfaced, hat loving hunk:
If you’re Canadian and grew up in the late-90’s/early 2000’s (which I am and did), you’re probably thinking ‘Gosh, that guy looks kind of familiar. Was he one of the 700 similar looking gay actors Ryan Murphy keeps casting on American Horror Story?’ Now, I get why you’d ask yourself that because that is exactly what he looks like, however, you’d be wrong! He’s Evan from that craptacular twin duo ‘Evan and Jaron’! Remember them?! They had like 3 songs in 2000 including ‘Crazy for this Girl’ (which he probably wasn’t).
Apparently Evan is 42 now and I guess maybe dating Kevin Spacey. Frankly, I was more shocked when I heard that he was 42 because 1) he looks young af, and 2) how are popstars from my childhood that old now? Then again, I was like 13 when he was quasi-famous and he was definitely mid-20’s then, and now I’m 29 so him being 42 does make total sense, I guess.
Upon some deep investigation (I just Googled it), Kevin and Evan (adorable. Rhyming names) have been hanging out for quite some time; being photographed all over the place together for at least the last year.
Even though I’m a bit crushed about my chances with Kevin Spacey officially dying, I’m really happy for Evan. I bet Kevin Spacey is an amazing sugar daddy who buys him lots of nice hats.
Dr3yec says
Sorry Netflix and Amazon don’t carry enemies. To be honest who watched that junk? Bunch a pedophiles under one roof is very disturbing.