So, we’re thinking we may have reached a point where we’re desensitised to the antics of crazy Britney Spears. In fact, we’re downright bored.  

But you know who has been a shining beacon of stability throughout all of this? Britney’s ex-husband Kevin Federline, that’s who. In fact, he’s been so committed to parenting that he’s apparently postponed the reality show he was maybe going to do about his life as a single dad.  We didn’t know he was planning a reality show to begin with, because we can’t afford to buy another TV after we put a fist through the last one when Britney and Kevin: Chaotic premiered.  

We know, it’s been a while since we heard anything about the father of Britney Spears’s baby boys Kevin Federline, except maybe to report on his steadily increasing amount of custody of the ex-couple’s sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, in proportion to Britney’s increasing amount of crazy. But that’s because it’s no fun to report on responsible parenting. Plus, it still makes us queasy to say the words ‘Kevin Federline’ and ‘responsible’ in the same sentence, and our keyboard just bursts into flames every time we try to type it, too.  

However, the time has apparently come for Kevin Federline to exploit his children and the situation with Britney Spears. Following the horrendously popular trend of reality TV shows that makes us weep for the future, Kevin Federline had supposedly planned to make his own reality show, but not so much anymore. E! quotes a Federline source as saying this: 

“His plans are on hold because of the Britney situation. He had planned to do it, but not now.”  

So, what’s the hold-up? Is Kevin Federline waiting for the moment when Britney pulls off her mask and reveal her true identity as Xenu right before she blasts off into space in a homemade rocketship of cornflakes and paste to really cash in? And whatever happened to a good old TV movie or mini-series, anyway? What Kevin needs to do is get Jennifer Love Hewitt and that James VanDerbeek guy from Dawson's Creek together and churn out a nice little TV movie that tries to be powerful in its own self-righteousness, but really just gives us all a good laugh.  

And really, how many times can you show Kevin Federline looking indecisively into a closet full of wife-beater tank tops, or saying to his sons “no, little Sean Preston. Momma can’t sing you a lullaby because she’s a lying psycho whackjob,” and “sure, Jayden James. I’ll mix you up some soda in a bottle right like Momma used to done make” to make a whole series, anyway?

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Kevin Federline Puts Reality TV Plans On Hold - Access Hollywood