Kevin Federline Expects A Backlash Over His Awful Music
Then buzz it up
February 20th, 2006 at 13:00 by Stuart Heritage
As if Britney Spears didn’t have enough on her plate lately, what with all that dangerous driving business. Now she has to put up with her husband talking cack to serious magazines, too.
Because Kevin Federline, husband to Britney Spears and father to Sean Preston, has been talking to Newsweek magazine. And K-Fed says that he’s fully expecting a backlash over his new job as a stunningly bad white-boy rapper. Backlash? No, Kevin. A backlash only comes when some people liked you in the first place.
One day, celebrities are going to stop talking to serious, important
publications like Newsweek. Deranged, self-regarding statements just
about sound passable in things like Heat or People but - in a magazine
like Newsweek, a few pages away from investigations into democracy in
the Middle East - they just sound even more deranged and
self-regarding.
The former queen of getting it wrong was Jennifer Aniston
who, in the pages of Newsweek last year, said, "Nothing is worse than a
guy with an eye-job - and don’t think we can’t tell," and, just to be
current, "What about that indictment?!" But now Jen has some real
competition from Britney Spears’ (CDs) husband Kevin Federline.
Federline, or K-Fed as he sometimes likes to be known, is trying to
launch a career as rapper. Previously, this just amounted to an
exceptionally bad track leaked onto the internet where K-Fed called the Paparazzi "Pavarottis."
But now Kevin Federline is releasing PopoZao, a new single, through
his website. It’s already somewhat notorious - hecklerspray is already
starting to get sent spam e-mails with subject lines like ‘PopoZao!
Increase your cock s1ze’, and K-Fed claims that PopoZao has has two
million downloads in eight days, although it’s hard to say exactly what
percentage of the downloaders just wanted a cheap laugh. Federline
knows this, and he’s happily anticipating public opinion to be against
him. Quoting his critics, K-Fed says:
"’He hates his children, he treats his wife like dirt, he gets high all
day’. If I was that bad, you think
anyone, let alone Britney, would put up with it?"
Kevin also revealed that Britney Spears wouldn’t be appearing on his new album, to be released in the Spring, as:
"it’s like, ‘Respect me first; then I’ll show you what I’ve done with my wife.’"
Respect you first? Looks like we’re in for a long wait, then…
Read more:
Federline Says He’s Ready for Backlash - ABC
[story by Stuart Heritage]
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February 20th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
K-Fed Fights Back
Because you’re all curious about K-Fed’s
thoughts.
I find it hard to take the man seriously. He’s omnipresent,
famous for being talentless, and latched on to one of the most
successful lip-synchers…
February 20th, 2006 at 7:11 pm
Keven is a total nut job. Nice post. See our related post about how there is no respect coming anytime soon for Kevin.
http://bitchslapblog.blogspot.com/2006/02/britney-spears-husband-federline-says.html
February 20th, 2006 at 7:41 pm
what an AHole. We now more then ever know that “love is truly blind”. What was she thinkin to get hooked up with this guy. Yech. I wish he’d disappear for good!!!
February 20th, 2006 at 7:42 pm
What do you get when you cross k-fed + pbj?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7cAYK9GYHY
February 20th, 2006 at 7:54 pm
Aww, come on. You love the SUCK. You live for it. Admit it, if it wasn’t for useless spoiled mongloids like K-fed, you’d have to mock people who have talent, and that would be tasteless.
Our appetite for suck is endless. We can consume more suck than a black hole in space.
February 20th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
What a waste of human flesh.
February 20th, 2006 at 9:01 pm
fuck off, please
February 20th, 2006 at 9:42 pm
When is Britney going to dump this jerk.
February 20th, 2006 at 10:00 pm
K-Fed is a moron. I’ve always had the sneaking suspicion that B-Spear was too. I think my suspicions have now been confirmed.
February 20th, 2006 at 11:26 pm
One idiot begets another idiot. Too bad the baby has genetics from both sides.
February 21st, 2006 at 12:52 am
UGH! I’ve seen better heads on lettuce! I mean K-Fed has got the personality of an open casket! Britney wake up before its too late!!
February 21st, 2006 at 3:05 am
Oh man, this guy is going to fall hard. I hope people kick him while he’s down.
February 21st, 2006 at 6:49 am
I’m reminded of something my Dad once said to describe a worthless boyfriend I had at the time. “Kevin, you’re not worth the gunpowder required to blow up your lazy fucking ass.”
February 21st, 2006 at 5:39 pm
How the hell can a beautiful simi-talented young woman who had the world firmly by the balls, ever get fucked up with the likes of this shit-with-feet looser? Don’t she have body gaurds or something? Her brain must be smaller than his pecker.
February 21st, 2006 at 7:53 pm
he’s like paris hilton, but unlike able
March 23rd, 2006 at 1:08 am
K-fed is the greatest rapper next to biggie and tupac
March 31st, 2006 at 5:11 pm
Some dude wrote a rap song about Kevin Federline called Wigga Please.
He posted it on his music page.
http://myspace.com/discothekid