Kerry Katona has, for once, exercised something that resembles good judgement.
Now, don’t go getting excited. In order to keep up with the rest of us marvels, she would pretty much have to get into a time machine and set about erasing the last ten years of her life. However, she has started 2010 off on the right foot and booted out her on-again off-again partner in crime, Mark Croft.
The two have been on the rocks for some time, and have put themselves out of their misery by splitting. Mark is even rumoured to have shacked up with another woman – according to The News of The World - a 30-year-old barmaid named Sharon Thorpe.
Mark and his new squeeze, a single mum-of-two, are reported to have met a fortnight ago while Kerry was in Tenerife. At some point thereafter, Kerry is reported to have had a moment of clarity and left Mark out for the bin men. Oh, hang on. There are pictures of her discarding trash, into a skip filled with bin bags. In those bags are hangers with Mark’s clothes presumably still on them. You’re right, it’s a silly to assume she actually chucked big ol’ Mark into the skip too.
It’s a little early in the day for reports on what is in the bags. However, if we wait patiently enough, we’re sure some eager pap will do the disgusting thing and start riffling through her trash so we know what exactly she threw away. The 29-year-old former singer couldn’t even be bothered to get dressed, or brush her hair, or shower, before parading around in front of the paparazzi – making sure they got their shot.
From The Metro:
Kerry Katona was spotted giving her house a big spring-clean earlier today but it looks like she was clearing out the remains of ex-partner Mark Croft as coat hangers and clothes were apparent through the bags. The former Atomic Kitten babe, 29, wasted no time as she got to work in her pyjama bottoms and a plain vest t-shirt, dragging out numerous black bin bags and loading them off into a nearby skip. Some of the bags seemed to show Mark’s clothes and coat hangers. There was even what looked like a tennis racket in one of the bags.
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