Far be it for us to suggest that everyone involved with country music couldn’t be more charisma-free if they were made out of dust, but the fact that Kenny Chesney has now won three entertainer of the year prizes in a row sort of speaks for itself.

The Academy of Country Music had its awards last night, with all the usual country suspects gathering together for the annual knees-up – including performances by all the big country and western big-hitters, the doling out of prizes made out of roadkill speared on pitchforks and an epic tobacco-spittin’ contest eventually won by Old Ma Billyroot after an impressive 32-foot spit. Oh, and Kenny Chesney won the ACM Entertainer of The Year award for the third year in a row. With good reason, too; camp men singing songs about sexy tractors is entertaining, right?