Kendra Wilkinson is full of surprises. Not as full as she is of B.S. – but she’s full of something alright. Kendra is the star of several sex tapes.
Tapes, which according to reports, she tried to sell herself through a production company in 2008.
Oh – did she miss that bit out in her sob story of a cease and desist letter, sent by her lawyer to Vivid Entertainment, when she tried to stop the tapes coming out?
She did. Yes.
Kendra loves sex tapes. We think. If we were to hazard a guess, we would say she loves them so bloomin’ much she wouldn’t be able to stop after filming just one. Moreover, she enjoys these unwholesome activities so much she invites friends to join the fun.
Were they friends? Okay, we don’t really know. But we do know there are reports of multiple naked people in the videos. Multiple people getting in on the fun. That Kendra, she’s such a giver.
We weren’t in the room at the time, nor is there any proof that this conversation (or one like it) ever took place. However, we would guess the conversation between Kendra and her lawyer went something like this.
KENDRA: There’s all these sex tapes of me floating around and some one’s threatening to release them!
LAWYER: So.
KENDRA: So… it’s just the most embarrassing thing ever. I’m a mother now. Respectable. Mothers don’t make sex tapes.
LAWYER. You’re kidding, right?
KENDRA: No, I want this pulled. Send them a C&D and yank it off the Internet.
LAWYER: Sure, I can do that. Can’t make any promises. Kendra, it’s just me and you in here. There’s something I have to know…
KENDRA: Okay.
LAWYER: You were basically concubine to a pensioner, no one thinks you’re mother Teresa. Why do you care about these sex tapes?
KENDRA: (Sigh…) Okay. It never leaves this room… but, I’m mad as heck those fuckers beat me to it!
From Radar Online:
Kendra is threatening to sue over the release of a sex tape she made when she was 18. Vivid obtained the tape and the porn company says it will soon distribute it. And while Kendra has objected, RadarOnline.com broke the news that the E! star secretly made moves to sell the tape in 2008! Documents obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com show that Kendra engaged a top Los Angeles law firm in late 2008 to represent her in selling the tape. She even formed a company called Home Run Productions, LLC to sell the tape. New documents uncovered by RadarOnline.com show that not only were there multiple sex tapes, as we exclusively reported, but also multiple partners!
To add to the hilarity we are now treated with more detail than we would ever want to know about the multiple sex partners in the video.
She tried to shill the gang bangs herself, and she was already with her (now) husband.
While attempting to sell the tapes in 2008 Kendra was already with Philadelphia Eagles? wide receiver Hank Baskett, who is now her husband. She needed the approval of Playboy?s Hugh Heffner to go through with the deal, as she was starring in her final season of The Girls Next Door.? And while the deal never went through, the documents governing the deal show that the tapes ?featured? her in intimate relations with others.
This was a guest post by the seraph-like Amy Grindhouse
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