Kendra Wilkinson is sharing too many details about her sex life with Hugh Hefner, in a new book that scores the most sexually suggestive title since One Night in Paris.
Kendra is releasing a tell-all book, that is set to turn stomachs everywhere – Sliding into Home.
Yes, it’s called Sliding into Home. We’re not making that up for the sake of making her look like even more of a guttersnipe. She really came up with that gem on her own, as some form of misguided baseball metaphor (with reference to her sportsman husband). We see what you did there, young lady.
Given her propensity to discuss her troubled, drug-addled, stripper, Playmate, sex tape-filled past, it’s easy to forget just how young Kendra Wilkinson is. The reality star, who’s currently pimping her show and this book, is now a wife and mother-of-one too and she’s only 25 years old.
25 years is around the amount of time it takes to fail university and give the whole thing another go while soaked in beer. It’s also the amount of time it takes to have a stab at one or two equally unfulfilling careers. How on earth she went from druggie to stripper to glorified sex worker jumping on and off an octogenarian’s penis for a career as a nude model aged only 18, is any one’s guess. Oh, yeah. The drug thing. That’ll have done it.
From People and Star magazine print editions via Cele|Bitchy.
On drugs, cutting herself, overdosing and ending up in a mental institution: The coke, weed, acid, crystal meth, alcohol and whatever pills I could get my hands on kept my mind in a haze. My mom was very worried. I felt terrible putting her through so much, but that didn't stop me…
Moreover…
On becoming a stripper after she quit doing drugs: I was feeling sexy because of the attention I was getting [for modeling at car shows]. I was eighteen. I thought, ?I should be a stripper.?
Indeed.
What’s that? You’re wanting to know what in the heck we’re talking about with the penis jumping thing. Well, no one was exactly jumping – the word Kendra uses in describing her first sex session with Hugh Hefner is ‘hopping’. She and the other girls whose parents had failed them lined up as though they were waiting for a bus, then each slept with the Playboy owner for a few minutes before hopping back off again.
On having sex with Hugh Hefner for the first time: One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef?s room. In my head I could hear my mom?s voice: ?You know they have orgies there.? I said ?Okay, if I have to.? It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn't it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him? for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn? it was very weird. I wasn?t thinking about how much older Hef was – all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.
Wait, it gets better. As though the daddy issues weren’t self-evident enough, Kendra then decides she wants to be her master’s barely-legal concubine. Aim high, Kendra. Aim high.
On deciding to be Hef?s girlfriend: The next morning Hef came into my room to see how I was doing. Hef never went into the guesthouse. ?Hello, my darlin?? he said. I felt special, loved and pretty. Isn't that all a girl really wants out of a boyfriend??? There was a world outside San Diego that I needed to explore – and I felt like Hef was the guy who would help me do that. Moving into the mansion when I was 18 felt like a spiritual event.
This was a guest blog by Amy Grindhouse, not that it matters much since this article has probably rendered you blind
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monica gellar says
…”Moving into the mansion when I was 18 felt like a spiritual event.” Does she even know the meaning of spiritual? this is just sick, sick, sick!
love the article though,you guys are the best!
j says
wow amy is sooo funny omfg lololol …………… um no one forced grindhouse ( lol ) to read her book. she just wants to write and talk shit about people that are hotter than her cause of her low self esteem. i bet that bitch sucked more cock than kendra anyway. who gives a fuck why are you gonna write a whole essay about someone you thinks a whore unless you want attention???
Kitsune says
Lol.. This is not an essay. And Amy Grindhouse is funny, the problem is that it requires a mediocre amount of intelligence to understand.
Sorry… I used big words. You have demonstrated(prove: establish the validity of something, as by an example, explanation or experiment) that you are unintelligent(lacking intelligence) by using horrible grammar(A system of rules and principles for speaking and writing a language), not using any form of capitalization(writing in capital letters) in your statement, and by using vulgar(coarse: lacking refinement or cultivation or taste) and defamatory(harmful and often untrue; tending to discredit or malign) statements(a message that is stated or declared; a communication (oral or written) setting forth particulars or facts etc) as the base of your response. You give the impression(a vague idea in which some confidence is placed) of an overall(including everything) very uneducated(not having a good education) person.
Though to your question as to why someone would “write a whole essay about someone you thinks a whore unless you want attention???” I wonder as you suggested that Amy has been more active sexually than Kendra herself, thus stating by your own standard that Amy is a “whore.” Wouldn’t that mean that you writing about her just means you want attention??? You attention whore you!
f.off says
“um no one forced grindhouse ( lol ) to read her book.”
No one forced you to read Amy Grindhouse’s post.
Steve says
Kendra’s story about Hef’s Whorehouse. That’s what she should call it. She and all those other girls are just a bunch of useless whores.
Caitlin Amann says
Stuff happens to everyone. People make mistakes. Dont be so judgemental. Shes got alot more going on than any of us, so why critisize her. She gorgeous, sucessful, and happy. It sounds like nothing but jealousy!
D-MAc says
cause she whored her way there, dumb ass. not gorgeous or successful about that…
Theresa says
I love Kendra! shes so down to earth, wow and her personality is awesome shes just a slolid person.
Bobbi says
Wow! The girl who wrote this article is a complete b*tch! So there was a very young teenage girl who was obviously raised without much guidance and she made some bad choices. Then she was honest and told people about it. Let’s all hate her and call her worthless. I think the only truly f’ed up person in this story is the disgusting dirty old man who took advantage of her naivet
Bobbi says
You are trying really hard to seem smart, but you don’t. Nobody thinks any of the words you felt the need to define are big words. If knowing basic words in the English language makes you think you are smarter than others then you are in for a rough ride after high school. This has to be one of the most ridiculous reply posts I’ve read on the Internet. Why are you so angry and ready to defend a stranger anyway? By the way, sarcasm isn’t funny. It’s commonly referred to as humor for the lower classes or weak-minded. Belittling someone who came from different circumstances than yourself rather than showing empathy, or at the very least accepting different choices, shows a distinct lack of intelligence and humanity. The fact that you seem to idolize someone like this says a lot about you.
Jack says
I think the author is jealous of anything blonde and hot. As a strip clubber my current mistress, an x stirpper very closely resembles Kendra. She is my SB and I have been doing her about 4 years (she has been married 2 yr). Kendra is so similar to her in mannerisms, etc that I have at times have had an erection watching Kendra on her tv show. Kendra is no dummy with a net worth of six million. Kendra is the prime example of what I had always thought the ideal Cali gal was like. Hugh must know a good one when he sees one getting her at 18. A smart cocksman knows to get them young, show them the money, and have them before everybody else. It is interesting Kendra married a mulatto and had a quadroon with him. It is every black man’s dream to knock up something choice like Kendra. I wonder if she is stretched by that big black dick.
Tonya says
People are so f*cking rude. Kendra is a sweet girl I love everything she does and is. Kendra is human just like everyone else is we all make mistakes. So if you are talking shit about someone else you might want clean your own door step. Piss on all you for talkin about Kendra.
P.S Kendra you go girl I love you!
Dee says
Honestly Kendra is just like me. I once was a stripper and hooked on drugs and alcohol. Now I’ve beat my addiction. I changed my life and became a substance abuse Councilor. Judge not people.kendra is a sweet girl and she told HER story. Maybe u all should tell yours! I’m sure you’ve done your share of bad choices. Have a blessed day!
Jessanne says
People like you are useless. Comments like this only reveal how shallow minded you are and what a complete lack of compassion and understanding for the hardships that human beings less fortunate than yourself you have to go
caitlin says
no reason for name calling
Helen says
The best part of the whole story is that Kendra over came all this huddles, and today she is a very succesful woman, married with a lovely son….that’s her past, that’s whom she was, but she’s a whole lot of a good person now. U gotta love Kendra, all u need to do is look closer
p says
shes a slag pure and simple saying that i would bang her any time !
PP says
She knows the game… shes made good money selling titilation and sexual suggestion. Its her business and you guys talking about it is exactly why shes enjoying her wealth.