Well boy do I look like a fool (more so than usual). Here I was going on about how Kylie was going to be the next Kardashian sister to show her breasts to the world, and then Kendall Jenner goes and poses (basically) topless.
In a new photoshoot with Russell James, Kendall Jenner poses, soaking wet, in a black mesh top with nothing on underneath, giving a clear shot of her supple, 18-year-old breasts, and I won’t lie, bitch looks good.
After the photo was released (you can Google it because we can’t show pics blasting nips on this site), big sister, Khloe Kardashian, tweeted:
“I love seeing all of these haters’ comments. Naomi, Kate, Cindy…All fabulous models…Models and photographers take beautiful artistic images. And I don’t hear you birds chirp then. Sit down and enjoy the view! #SorryNotSorry.”
And you know what, Khloe? Once again you are the Kardashian sister I feel the least amount of shame agreeing with. If no one knew that was Kim Kardashian’s little sister and the spawn of Kris Jenner, bitches would be like “shit, that is a next top model right there. That shit is high fashion.”
And for that, I really feel bad for Kendall Jenner because I do think she’s got a total Kate Moss meets Janice Dickinson in her prime look going on. I could totally see her in a Chanel, Dior, or Burberry ad, but because of her family she’ll probably just get a fashion line with Zellers or something.
It’s like reverse nepotism. Her family name won’t help her succeed, it’ll hold her back. I’m rooting for you, Kendall Jenner, and I’m hoping you can pull some Miley Cyrus fuckery.
I mean, her dad sang “Achy Breaky Heart” and she still has the number one album on the go right now, so maybe you can ignore the Kardashian name and go high fashion because I believe in you and think you can do it and no it’s not the wine speaking! (Ok, maybe a little).
You blast those nips for high fashion, girl! You got this!