we're not suggesting for a moment that Kelsey Grammer is a terrible human being. If we met him in real life we're sure he'd be very agreeable, unlike the series of self-important imbeciles he has portrayed on-screen.
But the odds are becoming increasingly stacked against it.
Kayte Walsh is soon to become wife number four, which is not a great sign. Current wife Camille Donatacci was rumoured to have filed for divorce because Grammer is a truly dreadful father, as we reported back in August. And he used to have a mullet. And he was one of the only celebrities stupid enough to turn up for Dubya’s swearing in after that dodgy election.
Oh. And he's just got engaged. To a flight-attendant almost half his age. Whilst still married.
This, combined with the negative effects of his face, voice, body and demeanour ? all of which are pretty unpleasant without the huge team of comedy screenwriters making him seem tolerable behind him ? are starting to add up to a one-way ticket to Dislikeable Island.
The couple were snapped arriving at a Washington D.C. train station this weekend, Walsh (29) wearing a diamond engagement ring so large it could have blinded the waiting photographer, Grammer (55 ? yeah, 26 years older ? urgh) wearing a massive shit-eating grin all over his unnaturally large face.
We imagine his current wife of fourteen years and mother to two of his children was delighted to see these snaps, as there had been no public announcement of the engagement. Especially as it was reported that Grammer had met Walsh whilst away from home on a one-year stint on Broadway, during which time his wife could be forgiven for thinking her husband was ?away acting? and not ?banging a flight attendant?.
Oh well. Like we say, we're sure he's lovely.
He finally confirmed the engagement yesterday. Via his rep. And only after he was hassled about it by some dreadful celebrity news website. Ahem. (Not us.)
What a gent.
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CL says
Your forgetting one thing…Camille Grammer is sousless. If you have any doubts, just watch the Real Housewives (best PR for Kelsey ever). She is vapid and talks about how high she is in the “pecking order.” Oh and did you hear she’s married to Kelsey Grammer? She mentions it every five minutes. Also, she is a little too chummy with her married tennis instructor.
Onus Probandy says
Erm…
55 – 29 = 16
Maggie says
I do not think that Kelsey Grammar is a bad human being. If you have watched any of the reality show of Beverly Hills Housewives then you would know that his soon to be ex wife did not birth any of their current children, but she has four nannies that take care of them on a rotating schedule. So when you try to paint him out to be a douchebag you might want to paint her out to have children, because it would better her in life with HIS money. She is too busy shopping or getting botox to do basic things for her own children. So I do not think of him as a douche, just someone that has had enough of her gold digging ways. I am sure he will get more time with his children once his divorce is over and starts living a normal life with his flight attendant girlfriend.
lilywhite says
Might wanna work on your math, Onus.
Celebrityskin says
Erm, erm…
55-29=26
idiot
Mathiscool says
Not so much…
Tanya says
I agree with CL. In my opinoin, Camillie is a self absorbed idiot. I know that sounds mean but I have been watching her on Thursday nights and it’s kinda hard to feel bad for her as she goes through this divorce. I don’t wish that on anyone but could it possibly humble her some?!Every few minutes she’s going off about how no one recognizes her only if Kelsey is around. Then she accuses Kyle of saying something I don’t believe she would have said, it’s all apart of her “woe is me” act. It think Camille suffers from delusions. She thinks she’s better than everyone because of the life Kelsey gave her, yet acts like a victim if no one honors her unless Kelsey is around. I’d like to know whether the wife of that “friend” she was all over has questioned her husband about his relationship with her or has the wife ever confronted her about what we’ve seen on television. Camille is sleezy at best and clueless. Women who have wealth based on what a man gave/gives them have no right to act like they are better than the next, especially when you are that man’s third wife. I hope she didn’t think she was irreplaceable. Oh and let’s not talk about her parenting skills. I don’t care if I had fifteen nannys. If my child went to bed sick or got sick overnight, I am not going to send someone else in to see abou thim as if I’m too busy to be bothered. Why did she sit in that kitchen and ask her daughter and the Nanny if her son was better!? What kind of mother does that? I hope finally Camilles clueless friends have found a clue and realize that just because someone doesn’t like Camille that it has nothing to do with her wealth. You get back what you put out and most of those friends were takers any way and Camille was more than willing to oblige…Team Kyle!
Val says
55-29=26 Hello?????????
Math maker says
Ahem…
Check your numbers.
29+26=55
29+16=45
This concludes math 101.
Dave Jackson says
When did reporting mean putting in your own opinion? First of all, why is this news? Who cares. Putting down his looks, his face, etc has nothng to do with the story. Can we see what you look like? I think most people can figure out if you are on marriage four, that you may have some issues. Kelsey is probably not the greatest person on the planet. Three previous people apparently know that for a fact. This just seemed like you wanted to vent your opinion.
Tasa says
I agree with you. I never knew that a human being could be so despicable – well besides Kate Gossling. I would leave her too. If he is a bad father then what kind of a mother is she? She lives in the house with the kids and don’t even know if her son has recovered from his illness. She has to ask one of the nannies. She shows no love or attachment to the children. I think she had them as bargaining chips in case Kelsey left her. I forgot, she did not have them herself. That was done by someone else too. She is the most unnatural person I have ever seen. I agree with you about the “friend.” She is definitely sleeping with him. Leaving her is the best thing Kelsey could have done for himself. She would have sucked the life out of him eventually. Good riddance.
Monica says
Erm…. Check your math again Onus!
aardr says
I was thinking the same thing…. makes this article seem especially credible…not.
stacy williams says
Maybe I’m naive but when watching the housewives show, I just could not believe how wealthy kelsey grammar is. I was shocked at what he could provide endless people.
Cookie Monster says
Quite a show of defence for poor old Kelsey! He did alright with that Frasier show, I suppose. If it were David Hyde-Pierce, would the reaction be the same? Anyway, this information about his present wife is shocking. I am aghast that people like that exist in Hollywood. The suprise has left me near-speechless. I applaud everyone who has pointed-out that the wife is a complete bag of guano, and so Kelsey is free to be half a bag of dung that is marrying someone twenty-six years his junior. That Kelsey and his current wife live in rarified air where having a staff of nanies take care of the decorative children is okay must somehow mean that she’s nutters, while he is a perfect angel. Obviously, if Kelsey had realized sometime during their fleeting, fourteen-year marriage, that she was such a horrible human being, he would have left immediately. She must be like a chameleon, revealing her true self only in the privacy of an internationally distributed television show. Kelsey is lucky that there are people as great as this flight attendant, else he may still be caught in that soul-wilting marriage. There shall be no more wilting for Kelsey, oh no, not if his seatback is in the upright position, and tray-table is closed and locked!
Hmm…now that I think about it, maybe Kelsey, his wife, and this new little bride are all self-absorbed semi-litterates who are devoid of all normal human emotions, save those which are produced by the reptilian part of their brains. Gosh! Wait; Kelsey is Frasier, and Frasier is a nice, multi-dimensional character. Aha! Proof that this cannot be true!
stella says
And where was the father when his son was sick? I guess he didn
Onus Probandy says
How embarrassing.
Apologies.
Hmmm says
Well, I from watching the show I think all of them are kinda loco xpect adrain. Anywho, Whenever Kelsey did appear on the show he seemed distant to me. It was more so Camille wanting to make like they had a happy family. And about Kyle, she and Taylor did talk about her. Kyle is a bit much like she has all the answers, NOT! Nannies, we are talking about Beverly Hills people. Most of the time their kids are far away from home and someones private school over privilage. Then after that the girls (childern) go to finishing school to learn how to act like snobs. But I personnaly like Camille in a twisted way, you can tell she has no friends and her whole life has been about her husband so now that she is coming out she jus have to remember how to act. Dont let the shows fool you, most of the wealthy hardly ever see their kids or buy their present or anything beside set them up a nice healthy trustfund
Michelle says
Only in Hollywood do those types of mathematics fly…
Actually Camille and Kelsey are truly no better than the other. It’s just he’s so freakin STUPID. He actually thinks she’s not going to get anything. he says she shouldn’t have a penny. And he married in CA without a prenup and he wants to marry the next worthless dolt without one. A cashier or whatever service job she’s doing. She may as well be a barista. Anyone worth 100 million should be knocking up a girl his daughter’s age and sending out wedding invitations when he’s STILL MARRIED. Sorry, Kels, but the damage is DONE.