hecklerspray is massively gay. We’re so queer it hurts. Even the straight ‘spreezies are super ‘mo. You don’t care about that. You want to know whether Kelly Clarkson is a lesbian, for whatever nefarious reasons you have.
So is she?
Well, she doesn’t give the ‘bian ‘bian vibe to us. Not one bit. She couldn’t possibly smell of sex with another woman. Not that this has stopped people speculating that she is. And Kel’ wants to tell us all about it.
So what makes people think Clarkson is a lavenderist? Well, it seems to revolve around two things:
1. She’s single.
2. She’s not thin. Sometimes.
And so, with that, she absolutely must be dining at the hooded buffet, right?
Well, the singer revealed:
?People are really concerned about my relationship status.?When I tell people I’m happy being single, they don’t believe me. They say: “You have to be miserable being alone.”
Yes, but when you’re not being happily alone, are you fingering women?
?I’m not gay. If I was, I’d say ?I love women!? That’s why it drives me nuts. But I feel like even if I did say it, people would be like: ?You’re just trying to do that to win the gay audience.??
Poor Kelly Clarkson. She’ll have to carry on staring at pictures of disgusting male members online ’til this all blows over. Or she releases a decent record. Whatever comes first really.
Cock it is.
cr317 says
what a crudely written and terrible article
LeFarts says
WELL ITS NOT EXACTLY THE NEW YORK FUCKING TIMES……..and what is someone of your obviously SUPERIOR intelect doing trolling a virus riddled website like this for in the anyway, your far greater thirst for knowledge would better be quenched at a real website……..hmmm
mylazysunday.com thats where you should be, beautifully written articles, considered poetry to many, well enjoy.