Everything’s back to normal, folks. For a while, the future of Keith Richards looked a bit bleak, what with the blood clot he got on his brain after getting blasted and falling out of a coconut tree onto his, uh, coconut.

But now, after a crack team of New Zealand doctors drilled into his brain to make everything better, Keith Richards is out of hospital. And Keith’s recovered so well that he’s back doing what he does best – being a bit lechy towards women!