Keira Knightley is, in my opinion, one of the sexiest women in Hollywood, regardless of the fact she famously has no tits. People have been giving Keira hell for years for being too thin and having no curves. They’ve photoshopped bigger boobs onto basically every movie poster and magazine pictorial she’s ever been in, and Keira is super fucking over it.
For a recent photoshoot, Keira agreed to pose topless under one condition: they don’t photoshop her boobs. Keira, like many actresses nowadays,?is sick of having pictures of her altered, especially in the breast department. Keria is a proud member of the itty bitty titty committee and she’s officially sick of photographers making her look like she’s got something she doesn’t: boobs.
When photographer Patrick Demarchelier?shot Keira for Interview magazine recently, she said she’d pose topless as long as he didn’t change her chest afterwards via photoshop.?She explained why:
I've had my body manipulated so many times for so many different reasons, whether it's paparazzi photographers or for film posters. And that [shoot] was one of the ones where I said, ?OK, I'm fine doing the topless shot so long as you don't make them any bigger or retouch.? Because it does feel important to say, It really doesn't matter what shape you are. I think women?s bodies are a battleground and photography is partly to blame. It's much easier to take a picture of somebody without a shape; it simply is. Whereas you need tremendous skill to be able to get a woman?s shape and make it look like it does in life, which is always beautiful.
As someone who has smallish boobs, I understand the small boob struggle, and compared to Keira I’m a regular Pamela Anderson, so I’m sure her struggle is even worse. Having no tits in an industry that I’m sure has tried to talk her into a boob job at least a few times can’t be easy, but Keira Knightley is a bad bitch who wants to flaunt her flat chest proudly, so two snaps for you K Knight!
charlie says
I always love your articles, they’re hilarious, but I just have to comment how irksome the use of the term “no tits” in this article was to read. I, like you, have smallish boobs and I just can’t stand it when someone with small breast is referred to as having “no breasts”. Yes, she does have breast. Because they are small doesn’t mean they aren’t breasts. It stings whenever I read it. It sounds belittling or dismissive of the femininity and sexuality of small breasts. Just my two cents..
robert says
Bravo for Kiera. As a red blooded American Male who is rather sick of the whole “enhanced fake breast” look, I think Kiera is perfect as she is, and between her and Selma Blair, the small breasts are far sexier than artificially pumped up silicon. Plus it makes her even sexier to me that she doesn’t buy into the hype about larger breasts being sexier. They are indeed not.
Good call, good article!
day says
I think KK is in fact the hottest woman on EARTH… I love her voice and the way her english is off slightly. . . SO HOTT> . Also her chest is Perfect.. Just like everything about her.. I hate the whole trend of HUGE ASS & HUGE IMPLANTS> they look dumb, plus working for Plastic surgeons I see first hand the fakeness… That goes into these chic’s/// KK is 10000% in her own league ….