Keira is a Mess, But Paris Sparkles like Cubic Zirconia
Then buzz it up
November 18th, 2005 at 11:30 by Chris Laverty
She may have been in big movies like Pride and Prejudice and Domino, but Keira Knightly still lives like a dossing benefit scrounger. Paris Hilton on the other twinkly, manicured hand is a regal princess with Barbie’s own motorbike in her garage.
First Keira Knightly - quoted here chatting to Vogue magazine dressed in her favourite GoBot pyjamas:
"I’m clumsy - I always spill things down me."
Plus she’s…
"very grungy and scruffy."
Keira Knightly (DVDs), God forbid, even claims she is…
"not into expensive clothing."
A bloody tramp, that’s only way to describe such student inspired lunacy. Keira makes us sicker than bird flu yogurt.
Fishnet-brained Paris Hilton (books) though is a dizzy ray of light. Paris not only lives in a spotless Beverly Hills mansion; she also has her own bright pink Chopper bike.
The specially donated £140,000 bling machine features a frame studded with Swarovski crystals spelling out ‘Paris’ in big letters (handy for when that little Eiffel Tower won’t fit in her suede lace-ups) and even a matching bikers jacket.
But back to the filthy adventures of Keira - as skinny as the face of anorexia, as charming as a Care Bear, but apparently not able to clear away the plates before bedtime.
Shocking really, she doesn’t even deserve to have a big pink motorbike. Which is good, because nobody has bought her one.
Not like classy babe Paris. No, sir. She is so FAB; she deserves all the world and its accessories.
Read More:
Keira is a messy pup – Sun Online
Paris sparkles on bike – Sun Online
[story by Chris Laverty]
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November 28th, 2005 at 12:16 am
At the NY opening of Pride & Prejudice:
Keira looked absolutely stunning, but unfortunately her frock slipped down and exposed her nipple. She didn’t seem to notice, though, and carried on smiling for the photographers,’ the onlooker was quoted by the Mirror as saying.