Katy Perry likes to be talked about. What celebrity doesn’t? They all say and do things specifically so people will listen and react. But after Perry’s recent interview with Elle Canada, I think I want to rip my ears off and vomit everywhere.
Within the article, Perry also stereotypically discusses how she is maturing as a person and an artist, and some crap about meditation. Oh, and throws a little shade at friend Rihanna and her nighttime activities. I like Katy Perry, I really do. Girlfriend makes some catchy songs (Let’s be honest, I rock out to “Firework” on an almost daily basis) and isn’t afraid to be a little weird or different. So how she is with a pretentious jerkoff like John Mayer, I just don’t get. Then again, she did marry Russell Brand, so maybe she has a thing for guys who treat women like shit.
Anyway, while Perry was in the middle of doing an article for Elle Canada, she decided to start talking about her vitamin regiment and health choices. She was describing her preferred brand of vitamin C to the interviewer, and said the worst part about it is that it tastes like “a load and is disgusting.” Oh sweet baby jebus, now I can’t stop thinking about the image of Perry trying to please Mayer, as he nonchalantly pats her head and stares at himself in a mirror. Thanks for that, Katy!
Now, I don’t know what brand of vitamin C Katy Perry uses, but I have never seen one advertised as tasting like sperm. Outside of the Bunny Ranch, I don’t imagine that’d be a big seller. Personally, I would just stick with some good ol Florida orange juice and call it a day.
Also within the same interview, Perry talks about her friend Rihanna. Now, I am pretty sure she was trying to compliment her, but it definitely came off a little shade worthy.
“I think that Rihanna always looks so fresh and I’m like, ‘How do you do that? We all know how much pot you smoke! And you don’t sleep because you’re on Instagram at four o’clock in the morning!’” she hoots with mock despair and then winks. “I’ll get her secret for you.”
Now, anyone with two eyes knows Rihanna is a huge fan of the ganja, so the whole comment seems kind of backhanded. Like when someone says “You throw well for a girl!” or “No honey, I love you the way you are. I don’t even like them big!” And is Katy Perry seeing the same Rihanna we have been seeing lately? Cause girlfriend has been having some serious hot mess moments within the past few months. Maybe RiRi needs some of that special vitamin C too…