Although we suspect that fans of Katy Perry and Gym Class Heroes are already great at coping with disappointment, they probably should brace themselves anyway.
You see Katy Perry and her Gym Class Hero boyfriend Travis McCoy have apparently split up, just weeks after they apparently got engaged. It’s all very sad and, as yet, nobody knows who’ll take custody of their one good song.
The split seems to have hit Travis McCoy particularly hard, as his recent angry blog entries have proved. Honestly, what sort of pathetic loser sits around all day filling the internet with vicious hatred? Oh.
It’s never easy to maintain a relationship when you’re in the public eye, and it can be even harder when you’re desperately doing everything you can to stay in the public eye despite being such an obvious one hit wonder that people often mistake you for the illegitimate offspring of Billy Ray Cyrus and one of The Weather Girls.
And that’s why we’re not particularly surprised by the news that Katy Perry and her boyfriend Travis McCoy have split up. Between twatting about with knives, pretending to have a secret crush on Scarlett Johansson and doing everything short of literally kidnapping an actual child to remind everyone that she still exists, Katy Perry can’t have had too much time to concentrate on McCoy.
And now it’s all over. The News Of The World reports that Katy Perry and Travis McCoy gave themselves a make-or-break Christmas trip to Mexico, but not even spending time together in an environment primarily consisting of cacti, uncomfortable heat and millions of little hairy men could keep them together:
My source told me: ?It's sad, but they were fighting a lot in recent months because they never saw each other. When somebody becomes very famous very quickly their relationship usually suffers. She's going through such a huge time at the moment so needs to be on her own.? [Travis] raged at Katy on his blog… “My Laptop is my new b***h, LOYAL, LISTENS, and NEVER LETS ME DOWN!?
No wonder Travis McCoy is so upset – it can be difficult for a man when his girlfriend becomes more successful than him. And remember that Katy Perry has got one song that some people know the title of even though none of them could sing it all the way through even if you put a gun to their heads, which makes her about 4,000 times successful than Travis.
However, what does make this split slightly unusual is that less than a month ago we reported that Katy Perry and Travis McCoy were engaged. And now it’s all off. It just goes to show that things move fast in Katy Perry’s world. Again, that doesn’t come as much of a surprise, though – if Katy Perry can cram an entire musical career into about a month and a half, then getting engaged and splitting up within 18 days must be a titting cakewalk for her.
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Julian Mentat says
Travis; guess what? The more you talk about “your bitch”, the fewer “bitches” become yours. It’s a sort of quantum mechanics thing.
Horror says
Julian my love, let’s not get fussy over details. Let’s just bask in the warmth of knowing two young, good looking, successful, rich go-getters are so hopelessly unable to cope with the realities of existence. These are the moments that really make waking up more bearable.