Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson aka Katy Perry used to be such a lovely girl. She was well-mannered, good-thinking and Christian. She respected her elders, was chaste and pure, and did well to others. Then the pop industry got to her, and she became a massive outlandish tease with massive outlandish…well, let’s not talk about that.
Now I’m no prude, but this is too much. Put the boobs away. There’s so much to this woman that isn’t simply her breasts. But if you looked at her public appearances you’d think that there wasn’t.
I mean look at that! Look at that! It’s digusting! It’s immoral. Why would you put your boobs out there – and in a purple hoodie at that?
There’s no escape from these monstrosities. They’re everywhere: in publicity photos, in red carpet snaps, and in paparazzi images.
It’s just not needed. She’s a perfectly normal woman, and she is trading on her assets. Something needs to be done about this, internet – and I don’t mean that you should immediately do a Google search for “hot Katy Perry.”
And you shouldn’t – not at all. Because all that will happen is you’ll be presented with a torrent of utter filth, the likes of which should not be put on any screen anywhere.
That would be wrong. And terrible. Won’t someone think of the children? Katy Perry has become an icon for teens and pre-teens around the world, and she’s just there demonstrating that with a couple of beneficial boobs you can do what you want and conquer the world.
Is that really the message we want to send our children? That you should have people panting breathlessly over your breasts to make it big in the world?
I don’t think so, for one. And that’s why I’ve provided you with so much photographic evidence of the wrongdoing of Katy Perry and her boobs.
You ought to realise that there’s something terribly wrong with this. If you don’t, then you ought to know better.
Thanks for your time.