Katie Hopkins will continue to have sex with a man until she has killed him. That’s the rumour anyway.

The thing with The Apprentice quitter Katie Hopkins is that you keep expecting the Darth Vader theme from Star Wars to play every time she walks into a room. We can only imagine she has a similarly diabolical set-up to Darth’s at home; a purpose built meditation chamber enabling her to chat to the Devil about shoulder pads and highlights while planning the downfall of all womankind from being taken seriously in the workplace. We can also imagine a pitchfork-shaped bed in this chamber where she shags loads of blokes on their honeymoon. Unsurprisingly, dirty Katie is at it again, only this time she’s having an affair with the same guy thrice. That’s got to be more than just an apprenticeship for anyone.