Katie Holmes is reportedly going to join her stretchy-grinned fella Tom Cruise on the set of Mission Impossible 3.

She is leaving the house, people!

Can you imagine reporting anything so pointless? We don’t know what is wrong with us sometimes. Still, somebody out there will care. Stalkers, paparazzi, Katie’s parents…

"I’m going to be on the set of MI3. I’m very excited about that." gushed the ever-enthusiastic Holmes (DVDs).

Screw you, science lady. We’re going to Woolworths to pick up some
insoles on Saturday. You must think you live the most perfect life.

No news yet on whether of not Katie Holmes will actually appear in Mission Impossible 3 with Tom Cruise (DVDs). She did meet up with the film’s director, Lost’s JJ Abrams, but what does that mean?

She could be having an affair with him for all we know. Which we don’t know, and we’re not going on the record as having insinuated, implied or otherwise hinted at.

If you like monitoring Katie Holmes’ movements (like Tom) the New York Post is reporting that she’s now living with the Cruiser in his Beverly Hills mansion. Take two lefts, then a right past Venice and you’re there.

Read more:

Katie plans to join Tom on MI3 set – Ananova

[story by Chris Laverty]