Katie Holmes Eats Sugar – Tom Cruise, You’re Marrying a Hellcat!
Poor Tom Cruise didn’t know his future wife was planning on being the next Courtney Love. Though it seems Katie Holmes can enjoy a line of sherbet with the best of them.
Katie Holmes loves to eat sugar. Listen to the wild ride Tom’s got to look forward to. Just listen:
"I eat too much sugar. But if you’re not eating enough sugar, you’re not living in my opinion." Katie Holmes (DVDs) told The Daily Express.
Stone the crows, she’s out of control! We’re worried that Tom Cruise (DVDs)-
the mild mannered, sensitive to attitudes of clinical depression,
scientologist superstar – might not be geared up to cope with this kind
of problem.
He’s a man, like a real man, and real men don’t need silly ‘women’s issues’ cluttering up their busy lives.
"You’ve got to have some sugar – dark chocolate, carrot cake, white cake, chocolate cake, pie…" continued Katie.
Listen to her, Tom. She’s clearly in it for the glory. She’ll do nothing but disappoint you time and time again.
Think she’ll be there to pick up the kids after school? Doubtful buddy, she’ll be at home chasing the old sugar dragon instead.
"…cheesecake, brownies, chocolate-chip cookies. Anything except tarts. I’m not really into tarts but I’ll eat them."
That’s too many sweets for anybody, let alone a clearly out of control female. On top of all that she’s fussy too. There’s a Cruise Family Tart recipe that’ll never see the light of day again.
Tom Cruise, with your smile as white and lovely as a Tippex moon, you just be thankful for Katie’s sensitive side.
"I get so sad when I see people who are really thin or really overweight. You can tell their spirit is hurting."
Ah, we judged her too harshly, didn’t we?
She does care about the people after all. She’ll be a wonderful wife and mother. Everything, we might add, that the gorgeous War of the Worlds star deserves.
And when all Katie’s teeth fall out he can just buy her some more. Or let her buy her own. If she’s still got a job.
[story by Chris Laverty]
Stop it already with the Tom-bashing.
Tom Cruise has a cause he believes in. So what. Kim Bassinger promotes animal rights. Martin Sheen is anti-Iraq-War. Princess Diana talked about landmines. Tom Cruise is against drugging our kids. I don’t see what the big deal is.
You might have missed the Today Show follow-up, where Dr. Joseph Glenmullen, professor of psychiatry at Harvard Medical School, said that Tom had actually raised some important points, and that Tom Cruise is right in saying that there is no medical proof or evidence of a “chemical imbalance”, in fact, other Countries have already banned shrinks from making that claim.
(I tried to post the link here but your form won’t let me. Do a GoogleNews on ‘Glenmullen’, though.)
When asked about the dangers of these drugs, the noted psychiatry scholar said: “Well for example with the antidepressants we now have a warning that they make some people suicidal; people may gain 20, 30, 40 lbs. of weight, and have severe withdrawal…”
Also, several other doctors have spoken out on the drugging of Postpartum depression issue.
Several doctors (including Dr. Fred Baughman, renowned neurologist) are criticizing Brooke Shields for HER pro-drug stance.
There’s even an online group of Paxil survivors, at paxilprogress . com
So enough with the sleazy Ad-Hominem attacks on Tom Cruise – he’s simply spoken out on an issue that definitely needs to be brought to the forefront.
Stop it already with the Tom-bashing.
Tom Cruise has a cause he believes in. So what. Kim Bassinger promotes animal rights. Martin Sheen is anti-Iraq-War. Princess Diana talked about landmines. Tom Cruise is against drugging our kids. I don’t see what the big deal is.
You might have missed the Today Show follow-up, where Dr. Joseph Glenmullen, professor of psychiatry at Harvard Medical School, said that Tom had actually raised some important points, and that Tom Cruise is right in saying that there is no medical proof or evidence of a “chemical imbalance”, in fact, other Countries have already banned shrinks from making that claim.
(I tried to post the link here but your form won’t let me. Do a GoogleNews on ‘Glenmullen’, though.)
When asked about the dangers of these drugs, the noted psychiatry scholar said: “Well for example with the antidepressants we now have a warning that they make some people suicidal; people may gain 20, 30, 40 lbs. of weight, and have severe withdrawal…”
Also, several other doctors have spoken out on the drugging of Postpartum depression issue.
Several doctors (including Dr. Fred Baughman, renowned neurologist) are criticizing Brooke Shields for HER pro-drug stance.
There’s even an online group of Paxil survivors, at paxilprogress . com
So enough with the sleazy Ad-Hominem attacks on Tom Cruise – he’s simply spoken out on an issue that definitely needs to be brought to the forefront.
DON’T it already with the Tom-bashing.
Tom Cruise is a twat, a prat, and a criminally overrated actor.
So he has a cause he believes in. So what?
Tom Cruise is against drugging our kids. I’m all FOR drugging them. Take me along for the ride, kids.
You might have skipped the Today Show follow-up, and why wouldn’t you? You have lives – turn off the stupid TV and get a life.
Better yet, read a book on psychiatry – don’t take Cruise’s word for it, he’s as ill-informed as as any cult member.
So by all means, please continue to bring on the sleazy Ad-Hominem attacks on Tom Cruise – he’s simply an imbecile who believes that his celebrity should be a soapbox for his unsupported medical claims and further-than-the-fringe lunatic cult beliefs.
- J
Wha..er…sorry, I’ve just woken up after reading Paxil?’s comment. What was the question again?
Oh yeah, Katie Holmes – well what do you expect? She’s so sugary she makes me wanna puke.