Katherine Heigl used to be a moderately successful actress. She starred on “Grey’s Anatomy”, which is a show basic bitches love for some odd reason, and she was the female lead of the thoroughly enjoyable movie “Knocked Up.” But that was 2007. Since then, basically everyone and their grandma has figured out that Katherine Heigl is the total fucking worst and no one on the face of the planet would ever want to work with her.
Last time I heard anything about Heigl, she was begging people to donate money so she could get some shitty movie of hers made (I’m pretty sure that didn’t happen because who would give their hard earned money to allow that mega cunt to make more drivel?). It seemed like Heigl had sunk to her lowest, but apparently she can sink lower. Heigl finally got herself another paid acting gig; however, it’s in a shitty kitty litter ad (no pun intended).
Katherine is playing a cat therapist in the new Cat’s Pride Fresh & Light Ultimate Care kitty litter ads and, of course, I have several opinions about this.
First, let’s watch the commercials:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6PRZ4qlFfc
Ok, so the first thing that comes to mind is the fact that I have never heard of this Cat’s Pride kitty litter brand. It sounds like an organization for LGBT cats.
I’ve had several cats over the years and I’ve tried just about every kitty litter brand out there, yet I’ve never heard of this one. So, not only is Katherine Heigl selling kitty litter now, she’s selling some unknown, bottom of the barrel brand that probably paid for these commercials by selling off signed copies of Heigl’s classic film, “My Father the Hero”. Oh, and I don’t mean they sold off copies signed by Heigl, because that’s not worth anything. Heigl probably gave her debonair co-star, Gerard Depardieu, the bottoms of an old flask of rum and half a cheeseburger she found in a dumpster to sign those copies so at least they’d be worth something. I mean, who wouldn’t by a copy of “My Father the Hero” signed by this French hunk:
Anyhoo, the second thing that came to my mind after watching the commercial was who the FUCK would hire Katherine Heigl to be their cat’s therapist? What kind of sick, twisted, cat-hating SADIST would do that? Are you TRYING to push your cat to suicide? Because that’s what you’re doing.
Your cat would start to meow about their problems and Katherine would probably be like: “Yeah, that’s great, but do you have any spare change so I can make this movie with Corey Feldman where we play an estranged couple who work at this carnival that is haunted by a pirate? No…it’s not a comedy. I think this will really help me get my career back on track. Hang on, I’ll show you this video I have on my phone of us acting out a scene…WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PUT DOWN THE KNIFE, WHISKERS!!!”
That is EXACTLY what would happen. Real talk.
Congratulations, this is what you drove Whiskers to:
Anyway, I can’t say I feel remotely bad for Katherine Heigl because legitimately everyone she’s ever worked with has said she’s an absolute nightmare, so she kind of deserves this major downgrade. But you know who didn’t deserve to watch that terrible kitty litter commercial starring her annoying ass? You. And I’m sorry. To make up for it, here is some more Gerard Depardieu:
kevin kelly says
I really can’t understand why there is such a unanimous hatred of Katherine Heigl. I’ve seen her in only a couple of movies “Knocked Up” and “Life as we Know It”.
I thought she did a decent job, especially in “Life….”
I can’t believe she’s actually viewed as THAT BAD of a person to work with. I’ve never seen such a level of dislike/hatred for any celebrity.
Mel Kozun says
FYI Krysta …. Cat’s Pride is not “some unknown, bottom of the barrel brand” …. We use it for our cat and it works WAY better than most supermarket brands.