Kate Hudson is easily one of the most beautiful people in the world, because she’s literally the only skinny woman with blond hair on the planet.

But the pressure of having hair the same colour as Worzel Gummidge and not looking like you eat much is sometimes too much to bear, which is why Kate Hudson has decided to go and whine to Fox about how being beautiful is “weird.”

Fair play to Kate Hudson for being brave enough to admit that being nice to look at has such devastating drawbacks. In fact, more people should be told how weird it is to be beautiful, which is why Kate Hudson is planning a tour of poverty-stricken African nations and all the burns units in America to make sure that everyone knows just how unsettling it can be to wake up in the morning with flawless skin and incredible hair.

There’s no doubting that Kate Hudson is beautiful. She’s so beautiful that world champions of stuff fall for her. She’s so beautiful that people try to kill themselves when she splits up with them.

Kate Hudson is even so beautiful that people still let her be famous even though all she does in star in a succession of identical romantic comedies so completely vapid that they make us want to tear our own eyes out, stamp on the eyeballs and shove the remains in our ears like a kind of mushy, psychologically-disturbed muff.

But the problem is that people think that Kate Hudson has it easy just because she’s beautiful and has moviestar parents and has generally never wanted for anything in her entire life. And those people are so, so wrong. In actual fact looking pretty is literally the exact same thing as working down the mines all your life. Literally. Literally.

In fact, so perturbed is Kate Hudson about being beautiful that she seems to have chosen ‘whining about how pretty I am’ as the promotional angle for her new movie How To Date You, Me And My Best Friend’s Gold or whatever it’s called. It doesn’t matter. Dane Cook’s in it. Don’t pretend you’re going to watch it. Anyway, Fox News reports:

After topping People magazine’s 25 Most Beautiful List this year, Hollywood’s golden girl is starting to feel a little uncomfortable with her knockout status. “It’s totally weird and yet it’s an honor at the same time,” Hudson told Pop Tarts at Monday’s Hollywood premiere of “My Best Friend’s Girl.” “At first you think it’s really cool, and then you’re like, what is this, that’s so weird … it’s really weird.”

Yeah, we totally understand. Being beautiful ourselves, we know that being beautiful is, like, so weird. Sometimes we just pass a shop window and catch a glimpse of our own reflection, and the next thing you know it’s 20 minutes later, our trousers are round our ankles, we can’t stop massaging our own face and there’s a crowd of policemen waiting to arrest us. It’s so weird. Beauty is complicated.

But, you know what, we have absolutely no sympathy for Kate Hudson. If she has such a problem with being beautiful, then maybe she should stop trying so hard. After all, why else would she agree to appear in a Dane Cook film unless she wanted to look beautiful. You could stick a wheelbarrow of roadkill offal next to Dane Cook and it’d look beautiful, for crying out loud.