A year ago – a year before she split up with rubbish hairy Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson – Kate Hudson said the key to a happy marriage was that, when it comes to cheating: "Don't get caught."
Kate Hudson would have done well to have listened to her own advice, as her separation from Chris Robinson is now being linked to a string of romantic encounters that Kate Hudson had with shaggy-haired, penis-nosed manboy Owen Wilson during the filming and promotion of their latest film You, Me And Dupree. In a way we're pleased that Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson apparently got it together during You, Me And Dupree – that way at least two people on the planet managed to gain some kind of enjoyment from that bag of shit movie.
It's not a new thing for movie stars to have flings during a filmshoot. Brad Pitt decided to run off with Angelina Jolie during Mr And Mrs Smith for a life of having babies in Africa, while Jennifer Aniston found solace in the arms of Vince Vaughn during the filming of The Break-Up and then proceeded to not get engaged, OK? So it's not really too much of a surprise to hear that Kate Hudson apparently got it on with Owen Wilson during the filming of You, Me And Dupree – Kate Hudson is reported to have spent a lot of time at Owen Wilson's home and shared his hotel rooms from time to time. In fact, the only surprise from all of this is that their co-star Matt Dillon didn't join them at any point for a horrific recreation of the threesome scene from Wild Things complete with Owen Wilson pouring champagne over his man-tits.
Of course, if these rumours are true, it probably didn't help that Kate Hudson happened to be married to Chris Robinson, the singer from The Black Crowes, at the time. Or that she had a young son with him. But now that Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson have split up, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson can start to build their life together – which is probably likely to happen, according to one of US Weekly's sources:
"This is not [just] a fling. Kate is crazy about him. Owen gives her so much attention, and she loves it!"
Somewhat inevitably, though, Owen Wilson's slave isn't having anything to do with these rumours at all:
"[Anything] that suggests that the separation of Ms. Hudson was caused by Mr. Wilson is absolutely false."
Of course, if Owen Wilson is now officially together with the legally quite fat Kate Hudson, we'll all find out sooner or later. If there isn't a slew of public appearances to give the game away by Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson, perhaps one of the songs on the new Black Crowes album You Fucked My Wife (You Dick-Nosed Son Of A Bitch) will go some way to explain the truth.
Read more:
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson An Item: Reports – NineMSN
[story by Stuart Heritage]
l says
You Fucked My Wife (You Dick-Nosed Son Of A Bitch)……………classic….lmao…………
fuckers says
you guys are fucked up, get a fucking life you assholes. We’re here to read about what the hell’s going on, we don’t need to hear your stupid fucknig criticism.