You know that old saying about how a famous woman is like the village bicycle and everyone has had a ride and one guy almost offed himself after having a ride and now a famous cyclist is having a go?
Yeah, that’s a good saying.
On a completely unrelated subject, fresh off her split from Owen Wilson (again) Kate Hudson and bazillion time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong are apparently dating. They were seen out together. Eating food. Twice.
Kate Hudson. You may know her as Goldie Hawn‘s daughter, or ex-wife of Black Crowes lead singer mangy hippie Chris Robinson, or the girl that dated Owen Wilson just prior to his unfortunate attempted life-ending mishap, or that girl that makes those movies with Matthew McConaughey that make you die a little inside and ruin the flavour of your Milk Duds because you can’t stop vomiting a bit in your mouth watching them, but now you can know her as Lance Armstrong’s gal.
It’s hard to keep up with those famous kids these days. Reports were just recently buzzing that Kate Hudson was back together with former smoochy love Owen Wilson, but reports of their breakup were out about as fast as their hookup.
Then on the other icky hand, you have Lance Armstrong who was engaged to Sheryl Crow, and his last conquest was reportedly Ashley Olsen (the probably not so bulimic-y Olsen twin).
Anyway, the pair were spotted in Texas over the weekend at a couple of Austin eateries. First, they dined at Eddie V’s, a high-end restaurant. This is all true, you know. An insider says so:
“They came in [Friday] and had dinner together, it’s true,” an insider tells PEOPLE
See? Told you so. The next night they ate with Lance’s three kids, so it must be getting serious. Either that or they all magically happened to be hungry at the same time.
Regardless, it’s great to see that since retiring from professional cycling, Lance has taken up a hobby, like dating girls that he can share t-shirts with. Not only is cost effective, but it doubles the wardrobe, really.
Read more:
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong’s Weekend in Austin – People
James says
Man, I just can’t keep up Armstrong’s post racing career. He still moves too fast.
Whorehey says
This just in – Lance Armstrong should not be a celebrity. Also, nobody is more boring than Lance Armstrong. The guys got the personality of a bowl of plain oatmeal…