People of Earth, to the bunkers! Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez have reportedly split up, and you know what that means.
It means they’re coming for you. Between the pair of them, Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez have been romantically linked with pretty much every celebrity on the face of the Earth. And now they’ve apparently split up, it only makes sense that they’re going to let loose on civilians.
You shouldn’t worry too much – we’re sure that they’ll start with the attractive civilians and work their way down to the likes of you, but we felt like we should warn you nonetheless. Thank us later.
You know, we were devastated when we found out that Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez might have split up. Call us romantics, but we really thought those two were for keepsies. You know, because Kate Hudson had demonstrated her flair for monogamy by dumping her husband and ploughing through Lance Armstrong and Owen Wilson before winding up with A-Rod. And Alex Rodriguez had absolutely shown what a catch he is when he reportedly left his wife and newborn baby to watch Madonna thrust her almost-pensionable genitals at him.
But, oh, it just wasn’t to be. After being together for what seemed like several years but was actually a handful of months, Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez have apparently decided to end things. People reports:
The Internet is a teeming with reports that the Yankees star and Kate Hudson have split after a months-long relationship that saw the actress cheering him on during the World Series.? A-Rod, it turns out, spent the weekend in Miami ? without Hudson… where one source says he “flirted with a blonde,” while another source says he “may” have flirted, but more likely was “just being friendly.”
Oh dear, that does sound ominous. And Alex Rodriguez doesn’t even have the ‘she brainwashed me’ excuse he used with Madonna this time, either. Rats.
But never mind. The epic fairytale that was Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez might be over, but at least you know they’ll both be able to get over it by throwing themselves into their work. After all, nothing removes heartache better than making 400 identical piss-poor Matthew McConaughey romantic comedies in a row, or whatever it is that Alex Rodriguez does. Having bad sex with old ladies, possibly.
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All Women Stalker says
This is too funny! But I have never imagined them to be the type for keeps though.
– Kaith
JoeMomma says
The big question is when did Kate Hudson become a Cougar? She looked hot in Almost Famous. In the picture above she looks like she should be hanging out at a downtown bar with her workmates on a Thursday night, looking for love but only having meaningless sex with executives that are cheating on their wives.
joe sy says
alex rodreguez is divorced and can date anybody he wants, take a dozen chicks home if he wants…so what the hell! get over it.
kate hudson needs to stop acting like shes gods gift to men, cos shes not, shes missing some body parts, grow the hell up and find a brain.
stop chasing men who are not into you!