On the surface, a Sarah Jessica Parker film and a Kate Beckinsale film couldn’t be any more different, since Sarah Jessica Parker makes shiny-haired romantic comedies and Kate Beckinsale mainly has sex with werewolves.

However, when Sarah Jessica Parker dropped out of just-announced thriller Vacancy, producers looked no further than Kate Beckinsale. Sarah Jessica Parker dropped out of Vacancy for “personal reasons,” although we’d guess that maybe she realised what the film is about and personally thought starring in a generic lameo horror thriller would end her career.